clean slip

Also known as the "clean slide"

The result of taking a tremendously fat shit, that was both sinfully delightful, guilty, odifourious, shameful but gratifying, but not needing to wipe a second time because it left no evidence.

also associated with "riders block" the condition in which riding a bicycle, motorcycle, horse, personal watercraft, or any activity that entailed prolonged impact on the buttocks, and delays defecation.

I was a little worried about shitting in the bathroom with no toilet paper, but thankfully I got the clean slip.

riders block

by Rammin R Dixon October 18, 2015

cleanbagging

Dirtbagging, except with a respectable job and perhaps a rather permanent home.

"Isn't Muffin Joe a dirtbag?" "No, he's been cleanbagging for the past 12 years."

by SomedayCleanbagger November 4, 2015

clean breathing sports ventilator

A ventilator used during an asthma attack that is filled with crystal meth. This clean breathing ventilator requires a lighter for use and will often keep users awake to Christmas (yay Santa!)

"Fuck that ride to Dapto on me stolen bike has given me breathing difficulties. Better have me clean breathing sports ventilator! "

by Tomstrong December 9, 2015

Cleaning the windows inside and out

An act of female self-love where the clitoris and vagina are stimulated simultaneously.

Both Mandy's hands were under the covers, she was obviously cleaning the windows inside and out

by Jimbob1984 March 1, 2016

Clean the slate

When consecutive bouts of diarrhea cause you to blow up the bathroom, leaving your bowels devoid of any contents and about as clean as they were at birth.

Person 1: Holy shit dude, you look like you lost 10 pounds.

Person 2: Dude, you have no idea. I had four massive rounds of the shits last night and only got 2 hours of sleep. I can't think of a better way to clean the slate.

by ImpDave September 23, 2016

Cleanhead

That friend that never gets your dirty jokes

You: Have any of you realize hockey is men playing with there sticks?
Cleanhead: I don't get it
You and your friends: wow bro, you are such a cleanhead

by Duqueske September 15, 2016

cleanboy

Freshly dressed in all white,. Thought of being a bad boy

Aye Caleb! Look at that cleanboy over there trying to start trouble.

by CSAV3 August 27, 2016