Dylan

Dylan is passionate and sensitive, but will beat someone’s ass if he has to.

Dylan has never given up on someone.

Dylan is charming and witty but probably doesn’t see it in himself.

He’ll blame himself for the wrong things and should know that he’s never been at fault.

He deserves better.

There’s no one else like him.
“Dylan is one of a kind.”

Damn right.”
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A fat autistic retarded pile of shit on benefits who’s Mum does black tar heroine and sister does weed through a traffic cone.
Dylan is autistic
by Spetnaz2004 December 11, 2017
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Hotest guy in school and you would fall for him in less that 3 secons he is verry cute and funny he ould do anything to make someone laugh or just smile is is werry fun and he loves hugs
Girl1 is that dylan
Girl2 yeah why
Girl1 well he made me fell awsom and he is verry funny
by Autumn the gymnyst January 10, 2018
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Also known as The Bernard this species is short but somewhat strong. If you call a Dylan Bernard he will put you in an arm lock strangling you but if he can’t he will beat beat his you to death. It is always best to Stay away from the Dylan in its natural habitat, earth. If you engage whilst it is in its natural habitat it will slap you.
Me: “yo Bernard!” Dylan:”I SWEAR TO GOD SHUT UP OR I WILL MURDER YOU!”
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A two hitter quitter. A guy that might accept a MW invite after a lot of forced persuasion, play two games, and then abandon a squad of real ones. A man that will make tracks mid sentence to go watch Genshiken.
Dylan was here, but that was 2 games ago.

Yeah, Dylan is such a two hitter quitter.
by Spiderface007 December 18, 2023
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Dylan is really kind, thoughtful and has a massive raging veiny personality.

he also has glasses the speccy fuck

he bangs mr.bozko on the daily with his massive veiny personality

he also likes Oscarsdog cause its pretty
hey look theres Dylan giving his dad a prostate examination
by OZZYBOYAWESOME October 12, 2018
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Dylan, also known as the Blood Angel God. Dylan is the type of guy who will provide care for you whenever needed. Feeling troubled? Dylans there to talk. Even if he's not aware of the situation you will still receive his best feedback and have him listen all in. Dylan can be a passionate person when it comes to hobbies. Normally, whenever he finds something, he sticks to it and never lets go. He loves to chat about his hobbies whenever he gets the chance to do so.

"The most chillest fucking guy you'll ever get to meet." - PigeonsThinkIamGod

"Dylan is a piece of gods work." - PigeonsThinkIamGod
"You're crazy, Im crazy, we're Dylanazy."

"Hey, have you heard of Dylan? I heard he sleeps a lot. One day... Im sure he'll be a superstar, Sleeping King of the Day."

"When I saw Dylan I broke my kneecaps, I couldn't believe what I had run into. He changed my life..."
by PigeonsThinkIamGod December 02, 2021
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