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Willy the one-eyed wonder weiner

A great youtube-friendly name for a big cock. This great term was made by Chloe Roma. A canadian Males rights advocate, who needs more views. it first appeared in one episode of NO DIQK
Girls who baby trap men get NO willy the one-eyed wonder weiner
by Somebodythatyouneverknew October 3, 2021
mugGet the Willy the one-eyed wonder weinermug.

Bruce Willis

A term for a terrible preformance during sex, either in acting (like faking an orgasm) or with doing something very dumb.
You completely Bruce Willis’d that officer, now you’re going to, uh, jail I guess. I wonder what situation someone would even say this in, anyway. Matter of fact I wonder why I expended the effort to type this out. A waste of my time. You probably clicked away halfway through this and if you didn’t it’s because you don’t wanna stop reading any of these posts after you start them. You know what? Exit this tab. Get off of here. Go do something else othef than reading shitty Urban Dictionary definitions. I should. It’s almost 2AM where I’m at. My sleeping pattern is super unhealthy right now, I really shouldnt prolong it by being on my phone right now. I’m gonna get some sleep. Maybe that will help me.
by Dr Cyan July 25, 2018
mugGet the Bruce Willismug.

Chilly willy

When you have sex in snow you pull out and scoop some up with your penis on the way back into a woman's vagina
Last night I had sex outside in the snow and gave my girlfriend a chilly willy
by EvilArcher December 13, 2022
mugGet the Chilly willymug.

Willi

A boy that looks like a fish. His face is ugly and he likes beating his meat. He has a weird laugh and likes Fishing
Oh look it’s a fish!
No it’s a Willi.
by SchokodrinkErik January 15, 2019
mugGet the Willimug.

Wonking your willy

Wonking your willy is the act of self pleasure at hours between 1 and 4 in the morning in a dark room while watching pornography you’d only watch high/drunk.
Are you up wonking your willy right now?
by Bonka Tom 1 September 30, 2023
mugGet the Wonking your willymug.

Willy

That willy is looking good.
by peep123456789 June 3, 2018
mugGet the Willymug.

Willy Bitch

A man who is unable to control his sexual urges and submits at the first moment of asking.
Derek won't stop masturbating, he is turning into a willy bitch!
by MeltMan October 2, 2014
mugGet the Willy Bitchmug.

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