Morbius ham

The sexual act of which a woman lights her partners penis on fire before he penetrates her vagina

Eh bro I had MORBIUS HAM with your mother yesterday

by Quantavious bingleton June 10, 2022

Portable Ham

The best thing ever. Period. Only cool people like that show.

Only the most blessed of people can find it living deep within the murky bowels of that which is 'the world wide wizzeb'.

See; The best fucking thing ever.

'Oh my god there's a new Portable Ham out. I can't beleive his dad died of Cholera!'

'Yeah...and then his mom...dyed of the plague.'

'What the fuck? You poser.'

by Crackotage September 26, 2006

Ham For Breakfast

The act of being woken up by a person's bare ass on your face. Usually in the context of a college prank.

Duude, Robbie totally gave you ham for breakfast! That is disgusting!

by MissingRab May 5, 2011

Clamping the Ham

When the vagina gets super tight post orgasm and the male sexual partner cannot reinsert his penis.

“Damn Jacqui, you’re really clamping the ham right now”

“Wow I love when she clamps the ham”

by Danoman January 4, 2021

Boneless Jungle Ham

water mellon

Leroy be eating some boneless jungle ham.

by Daddy Norm February 8, 2024

Ham Ranch

A group of nerds.

Look at that ham ranch over there LOL!

by Litboi November 12, 2020

ham slot

A woman’s vagina

I’d sure love to stick it in her ham slot!!!

by Dixie Normus 42069 April 9, 2023