Ken Umemura-Smith

The second slowest and most stuck up pErson alive
Ken Umemura-Smith: The slowest human alive
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Smith Park

The park where everything happens, is a park where people breat the fuck out of each other, to the point where cops patrol the area. Penises are comenley found in this area.
I really want to beat the Fuck out of John so I should go to Smith Park
by Shlatt poo December 07, 2021
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Smith Park

The park where bullshit happens related mainly, twin valley south related. Fight typically happen. And frequently penises are drawn there
Wow, I really want to beat the Shit out of John at Smith Park
by Shlatt poo December 07, 2021
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smithed

getting completely hammered off of wine while playing mindsweeper all night long and telling any poor fool that comes in his way his life story.

also a slang term for: a douche bag with a huge forehead, no personality, the ablitity to fuck anything that comes in its way and walking really slow to every possible event.
Paul: Last night i got completely smithed after that wine bong.
Chris: Yea, you fucked that chick in the ass too..
by francie345 December 22, 2007
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Smithed

To finess or to do a perfect job.
My results from my exam came back. I smithed it.
by Ralph o'rorke September 24, 2017
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Smithed

To be assaulted by a friend after telling a mildly inappropriate joke.
Chris rock just the shit smithed out of him.
by Hot.Jesus March 29, 2022
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Smithed

When you are a six foot eight varsity basketball player and need your skinny five foot four friend to set you up with a girl and she agrees to go on a date with you but claims she has ACT tutoring and goes to a party.
Bro this girl really SMITHED me. I thought I had a chance with her.
by Terb01 September 28, 2020
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