October Surprise

The official term used to describe an event where the boss comes in sick and then shares it with everyone, despite knowledge that he is contagious.

Stemming from the October Surprise of Donald J Trump who contracted the deadly coronavirus and subsequently participated in multiple interactions with colleagues unaware of his existing positive diagnosis, infecting numerous members of his administration.

"Hey Tina, our CEO Jim sure gave us an October Surprise with his awful cold this week. Half of the marketing team is on mandatory PTO now. He still wants to meet with you in person tomorrow about those sales reports, though. I recommend a hazmat suit..."

by FlagRaiser October 16, 2020

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Retarded Surprise

finding money in your pocket

Dani: *Puts shorts on and reaches in pocket to find a dollar*

Jawsh: You lucky bastard, you just got a retarded surprise.

by J a w s h October 29, 2010

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Surprised

How you feel after you see half the things allowed on this app

The way this app doesn’t have a filter makes me feel surprised

by Commie! December 23, 2023

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Belgium surprise

When randomly, in the act of intercourse, a man switches his dong out for a Belgium sausage.

Marshall gave his girl the night of her life when he gave her a Belgium surprise.

by gmoneyslaps April 22, 2023

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noodle surprise

To shove noodles in a woman’s vagina and then eat it out with chop sticks

Jake Zuschlag wants to have a noodle surprise with his girlfriend

by Lil Blitz May 25, 2018

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Nicaraguan Sibling Surprise

Two toddler siblings take a shared bath. While one contentedly entertains himself, the other stands up behind him and urinates on him.

I only turned my back for a second; when I turned around Manual had initiated a Nicaraguan Sibling Surprise on Isabella. She lucky that he only peed on her back.

by Crack Jacky September 2, 2009

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