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sam is the best person ever. literally if you're friends with her keep her because she's literally amazing. she has the sweetest heart and deserves the world. there's nothing bad to say about her because she's literally that amazing. not to mention the fact that she's a crazy good editor I mean have you seen her edits omg. literally she's amazing and can't say anything bad about her. love her sm she's the best. so lucky to call her my friend
love you sam <3
by mwah <3 August 13, 2022
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Sam

a non binary person who is cool and amazing
woah is that sam?
by yourmom.commm February 27, 2023
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Sam leone

He is so (sam leone)!
by Sam leone May 19, 2016
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Sam

A legend. A god. Probably has the biggest pp.
All hail Sam
by eggsandwhich September 27, 2022
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Sam

If you have this name you're probably short as hell. And you have no maidens... You most likely have a perm and you have little to no friends. You get bullied easily and you're definitely a snowflake. Your ex is emo.
Hailey: Have you seen Sam?
Ed Sheeran: Nah hes probably crying in his bed because he has no friends or girls on his dick.
by Hailey is Lesbian April 2, 2022
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Sam Altman

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!
Hym "UH OH! THE GUY WHO STOLE MY AI FROM MY SHITTY POSTS HAS BEEN ACCUSED BY HIS SISTER OF BEING A SISTER MOLESTER! IS SAM ALTMAN A SISTER MOLESTER! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is FUCKING HILARIOUS! AHA! Not the molestation part but the fact that I'm in a black mirror-esque Truman show and YOU ARE LETTING AND ALLEDGED SISTER MOLESTER STEAL MY SHIT! YOU'RE LETTING THE JEWS STEAL IT AND COMMIT A GENOCIDE! OH MY GOD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE SO TRASH AT THE GAME! GOOOOOOOOOOD DAMN! YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE TRASH! I haven't done anyone the shit you motherfuckers are doing out there dog! 'Threatening' your kids isn't worse. It doesn't even affect you or your kids! But Sam Altman is allegedly like the Mythbusters guy! He's the 'Raping Blob 2: Incest is wincest!' (Allegedly) Hahahahahahaha! Wooooow you motherfuckers are garbo! Absolutely garbage! You are trying to stop me from being elevated witha totally disregard for who gets elevated in my stead! And look how it's working for you! You're not doing it because I'm WORSE! Better than HIM! Better that YOU! Suchir Balaji and I are the only people who can say they tried to stop 'The Raping Blob 2: Incest is wincest!' Can you!? No! You suck! Why can you niggas not accept that you suck!? You're so fuckimg stupid! 'But we can still fucking stop you from-' IT DON'T MATTER DAWG! YOU'RE STILL TRASH!"
by Hym Iam January 7, 2025
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Suck for Sam

Something that became Sam Sucks.
It was Suck for Sam. Now it's Sam Sucks. Nice job with the 3rd overall pick.
by Ereck Flowers November 26, 2018
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