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Super straight 

A preference for cisgender people made by cisgender people, who think it's a sexuality, because they don't understand they don't hate to date a trans people. In reality it's just a transphobia and dehumanization of trans people, not a sexual orientation.
Megan: Would you date a trans girl?
Jake: I wouldn't because I'm super straight
Megan: You know, you don't have to make a "sexuality" to just not date trans people, just say you're not comfortable with dating someone because of what's in their pants
Jake: Oh... So I'm just straight
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Super straight 

Another word for transphobia or someone who hates trans people.
A: hey Im trans would you date me?
B: ew no im dating someone who just switched their gender
A: ew then get away from me I don't want to be near someone who's super straight

Super straight 

A term used by trans-phobic people usually in the late teens to early twenties to describe themselves. Ew.
Yea I'm super straight. hbu?

Super Pretendo 

A Nintendo product played completely in one's imagination
Me: If I got suspended I'd play Nintendo
Kirsten: Wouldn't your parents take it away?
Me: So I'd play in my head, they can't take that away from me
Everette: THE SUPER PRETENDO!!
Super Pretendo by amongtheomegas November 1, 2004

super straight 

a phrase only insecure cisgender heterosexual males use. super straight means you only date cisgender people of the opposite sex. it’s extremely transphobic and “super straights” have convinced themselves that they are oppressed, deserve a month, and are an actual sexuality.
boy 1 “that girl is fine af”
boy 2 “bro yk she’s trans”
boy 1 “oh hell nah yk i’m super straight, i don’t fw that”
boy 2 “yessir ik, that’s why i had to tell ya”
super straight by iluvsatan March 22, 2021

super swamper

The coolest most jacked up truck or suv (sometimes jeep) in the world, usually driven by a crazy mud boggin redneck smokin cowboy killers and listening to lynard skynard.
Spencer picked me up and took me for a ride in the super swamper last night!!!!
super swamper by Covered in mud December 11, 2007

super skeet shoot suckoff 

A true test of endurance. super skeet shoot suckoff requires contestants to skeet on as many random objects as they can over the course of an evening.
will you be attending the super skeet shoot suckoff?