Kid: Why can't I go to my friend's house tonight?
Mom: Because
Kid: Why
Mom: Because I said so!
A smart kid stops the argument and keeps their mouth shut after this has been said.
Mom: Because
Kid: Why
Mom: Because I said so!
A smart kid stops the argument and keeps their mouth shut after this has been said.
by SmartAssKidSaysStupidStuff October 29, 2015
Any one of a number of Las Vegas shows performed by French Canadians acrobats. Heterosexual males will be transformed into homosexuals by attending just one such show.
After forcing him to accompany her to Cirque Du So-Gay, Fred's wife was surprised when he dumped her in favor of an old hockey goalie.
by Trimmers January 12, 2009
A producer tag for the artist “Murda Beatz”. The line also acts as a disclaimer for listeners informing them of the impending disgust of the beat to follow. Side effects include: uncontrollable bowel movements, involuntary ejaculations, as well as temporary amnesia.
by TESTICLETWISTER October 10, 2020
thats so french toast of you
by The french toast February 17, 2022
When someone is obviously irritated or annoyed you can tell them ‘don’t sound so excited!’ Or maybe ‘don’t seem (or get/be) too (or so) excited!’ To piss them off or maybe make them laugh.
I feel like everyone on the internet has forgotten this phrase and I personally love it and use it all the time 🤓
I feel like everyone on the internet has forgotten this phrase and I personally love it and use it all the time 🤓
Person 1: “ugh, seriously, we have to do the mile in gym today..”
Person 2: “don’t sound so excited!”
Person 1: “bruh.. my mom told me that her and my dad are getting a divorce ..”
Person 2: “don’t seem so excited!”
Person 2: “don’t sound so excited!”
Person 1: “bruh.. my mom told me that her and my dad are getting a divorce ..”
Person 2: “don’t seem so excited!”
by Live4LOONA July 07, 2023
by Reltubhcaz1977 December 19, 2021