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Jack Shepherd

Jack Shepherd is an interesting character. Mr Shepherd is also the founder of Baldmary Oil. In addition, many would know him as BonzoTheGreat. Jack Shepherd is known for his baldspot. Why? We still are looking for the answers. His baldspot attracts millions over the globe. Some say he should be on love island. Sadly, his casting spot was taken by a local civilian named Radick Milner.
by Side-Eye FC July 10, 2023
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Dirty Stephan

When you have sex with your partner while they have Covid (preferably with a 105°+ fever) resulting in a feeling similar to that of a lava lamp
Damn bro i hit my wife with a dirty stephan last night
by Lc214 July 30, 2024
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Filthy Stephen

When a man/woman is below the age of 25 and is introduced to a man in his late 40's who owns a Land Rover. The late 40's year old then places the 25 or below year old into the back of his Landy, where they are then kept from daylight permanently.
"How old are you?"
"25."
"Be careful around that old geezer, you'll end up getting a Filthy Stephen."
by JeanClaude24 January 31, 2024
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Steaming Stephen

A type of event that includes one taking a hit off a vape at the same time as taking a shit
Bro, I was just on the shitter and was fiending so I hit a Steaming Stephen!
by alankasprzyk23 April 7, 2024
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Braylon Stephens

Braylon Stephens is a Goat and he is a great multi sport athlete
by Fghogee June 12, 2024
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The Stephen Herbits

Another name for Sticker's sarcoma. It's a sexually transmitted cancer found in canids. Basically, a tumor of the genitals in one dog about 10 thousand years ago mutated, making it able to live on indefinitely. Defined as a huge tumor, that’s a bleeding, cauliflower-shaped mass and the most attractive part is they're on dog dicks.
The Stephen herbits defined as a histiocytic tumor of the external genitalia of the dog and other canines, as the std that’s transmitted from animal to animal during mating.
by Yhcsfsgss July 2, 2024
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Dirty Stephen

Imagine a Dirty, DIRTY little British boy. His teeth are rotting from the crumpets and the tea. He sailed across the smelly smelly sea, eventually arriving at University. He stank up the books. He stank up the pavement. He even stank up the LC basement. He stunk so bad he scared the skunk. He stunk so bad he stank himself drunk. So drunk off his stink you think he might shower. Without suds and soaps, for days on end, Stephen eventually went sour. He scared off the ladies. He scared off the hoes. He even scared off the rancid gym bros. Stephen asked to play chess. expecting a yes, his stench sent James off in a scurry.
Daughter: Daddy, I want a Dirty Stephen for Christmas
Daddy: No, you don't sweetie. He's a stinky little boy.
by Joey McGarry November 20, 2024
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