Secondary

When a person is only talked to if the person talking has no friends to talk to.

Jon: So are you hanging out with Dan now?

Mark: Wtf. Why would you say that?

Jon: I saw you talking to him in Math today.

Mark: That's because I have no one else to talk to in that stupid class. He's my secondary.

Jon: Ah

by youknowwhoyouare123 June 8, 2009

River Valley Secondary School

its a very prestigious school but then there was a very tramatic experience in the school.
During July, There was a murder at the school, it is damm sad 😔😔

“bro you want to go to river valley secondary school ah?”
“ya”
“remember to check your corners ah”

by yourmothercbnice August 15, 2021

secondbase

When you grab another persons chest( in particular either their breasts or where there breasts would be if they are aa male) then shouting "Second base (insert person's name) is a slut". This is uusually followed by high fiving who ever is nearby. It is best performed on an unsuspecting person for maximium hilarity.

Bob: I totally got Frank with a secondbase yesterday, he is such a slut!! (high five)

by hobo2000 August 4, 2007

5 second rule

applies to how long a food that has been dropped on the ground is edible.

don't touch it, mario dropped that a minute ago! hey, dude, 5 second rule.

by Erin July 10, 2004

12 second car

a very slow car's 1/4 mile time

the skyline is a 12 second car

by dude April 7, 2003

Second Life

Second life is the landfill of the world wide web. A place to go when you want to act out a life that would otherwise get you locked up, killed or possibly leave with one if not many deadly infections. The one positive or useful feature on the website that is the fact that if you are looking for a murderer or child rapist and have the resources to monitor second life for a single 72 hour period then you are almost guaranteed to find them them there.

Did you see the news last night about the cops catching a murderer on second life?. They also found a pedo two lost goats and a guy wanted for raping a horse too.

by saharadryhumor January 19, 2015

International Secondary School Eindhoven

A gay, long way of saying the ISSE...

Example One:
Idiot Fucktard: "I'm so excited, I'm going to the International Secondary School Eindhoven now!!"
Stoner: "Shut the FUCK up you STUPID fuck!! its called the fucking ISSE!!!"
Idiot Fucktard: -runs away crying-
Stoner: -laughs, rolls a joint and smokes some edu-

by thecrimsonking November 4, 2010