fuck school

Yelling this really loudly multiple times will make you feel good. Try it. For increased pleasure, walk into your principle's office and yell it.

John: FUCK SCHOOL BITE ME ALL YOU STUPID FUCKS THAT THINK YOU CAN TEACH!!!!
Tony: Doesn't that feel better
John: Yeah you were right but now I will have to serve detentions everyday until I graduate
Tony: Well trust me it's worth it

by imacowmoo January 13, 2008

School Shooting

School Shootings aren't funny you guys!!

School shootings are really funny man.

by Lukas Martinez May 10, 2018

bird school

a school for birds. this is where you learn heck is a bad word.

"did you learn that at bird school, which is for birds? i'm a lawyer"

by simple bird October 2, 2013

ittihad school

One of the shittiest schools in abudhabi and is literally the size of a fucking house and is so strict and the food there is shit and the whole girl section is lesbians and chamak (most of them) ;)

When someone says go to ittihad school or jump off a cliff (CHOOSE JUMP OFF A CLIFF)

by THE BIATCHHH November 4, 2019

middle school

The 3 years of shit you go through just to graduate and stand 4 more years of shit. The classes are boring, with exams up to the Wazoo. Lunch is the hamburgers from last week, but now they're disguising them as soup. If you're lucky and have recess, it only lasts 15 minutes, and all you do is stand there. Teachers give you an assload of homework and projects, and expect you to finish them in one night.
Your parents don't care if you're getting bullied, but once you get a bad grade they're on your ass about it. Don't worry, it'll all be over soon.

1. Teacher: Now class, your homework is pages 141-145, All problems. Oh, and you have a project due tomorrow.

2. Lunch today: Soupy Surprise

3. Kid: Mom, this kid at school is bullying me.
Mom: Just ignore him.
Later...
Mom: YOU GOT AN F?! YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR TWO WEEKS!
Kid: Damnit.

High schooler: Enjoying middle school?
Middle schooler: No.
High schooler: It'll be over soon enough.

by C Fera (Poole) October 26, 2008

School Lunch

School lunch for a majority of the time is bad. Most meat (Hamburgers, ribs, meatloaf) is made out of 70% rubber and 30% meat. You also have a pick or milk, which isn't very much. School lunch can also be pretty costly.

Fuggin hell, this burger taste like rubber. Crappy school lunch...

by Baha October 4, 2004

High School

A place where the kids start to get "high" on drinking which is why they call it high school. You expect it to be like the fucking baloney Hollywood movies because your parents tell you high school is all about romance, dances, dating, and some other shit but it is totally the opposite unless if you party and ride your dick all the time AND get a car by your sophomore year.

Aunt: OMG my nephew is finally is in high school!! You have a girlfriend yet?
Nephew: Nah, I ain't got any bitches yet cause I don't have a car and I don't get drunk as Hell in the stupid parties.
Aunt: Don't worry. Just treat the girls with respect!!!
Nephew: Whatever!!!!!

by AdomC May 10, 2015