Because I Said So

A parents way of saying, "Ask me again. I fucking dare you."

Kid: Why can't I go to my friend's house tonight?
Mom: Because

Kid: Why
Mom: Because I said so!

A smart kid stops the argument and keeps their mouth shut after this has been said.

by SmartAssKidSaysStupidStuff October 29, 2015

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so do u lift

Lift what?

weights you moron

by :finger: March 16, 2003

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Cirque Du So-Gay

Any one of a number of Las Vegas shows performed by French Canadians acrobats. Heterosexual males will be transformed into homosexuals by attending just one such show.

After forcing him to accompany her to Cirque Du So-Gay, Fred's wife was surprised when he dumped her in favor of an old hockey goalie.

by Trimmers January 12, 2009

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Murda on the beat so it's not nice

A producer tag for the artist “Murda Beatz”. The line also acts as a disclaimer for listeners informing them of the impending disgust of the beat to follow. Side effects include: uncontrollable bowel movements, involuntary ejaculations, as well as temporary amnesia.

*Bum-bum-bum*
Murda on the beat so it's not nice

Listener: Jesus-tap-dancing christ!

by TESTICLETWISTER October 10, 2020

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