A dick that gets hard immediately when a guy's turned on. Could be taken as a sign of a healthy relationship, and is a desirable trait as a man gets older.
"John was hard the second I put on the maid's costume. But then again, he does have an eager peter."
by GammaQuadrant5 August 20, 2017
Get the eager petermug. A sweaty peter is a person who always seems to sweat through his pants and has a nice thick sweat triangle and no matter how many layers or things he does to avoid this, but denies it you call him out claiming he just sat in pee or spilled a little grapefruit juice on his heiny.
by Mr.Morrill November 23, 2023
Get the sweaty petermug. by ZeroCool096 April 2, 2011
Get the Peter Nordinmug. by Penisman938383 November 23, 2021
Get the Petermug. a peter-gazer is someone who peter gazes (goes out of their way to look at other Men’s genitalia) in a public bathrooms, restrooms, locker rooms. Other men perceive this as gay and weird.
When someone purposely or accidentally looks down at your mid-section while you’re in the bathroom, in the locker room, or any other time your peter whacker is exposed.
Hey look Ak is peter-gazing in the locker room again, "Peter-Gazer, Peter-Gazer!!
Hey look Ak is peter-gazing in the locker room again, "Peter-Gazer, Peter-Gazer!!
by Diddyler09 October 21, 2024
Get the Peter-Gazermug. One shot glass of cooked ground hamburger meat, one shot glass of Texas Pete Hot Sauce and one shot glass of well bourbon.
Take in any order but must be taken in rapid succession.
Take in any order but must be taken in rapid succession.
by Beefy peter July 16, 2022
Get the beefy petermug.