Peeing like a baby

When a guy is naked, lying on his back, and due to extreme excitement, or more likely, extreme fear, he pees a strong stream of urine straight up all over himself.

(Dude, lying in bed naked, wakes up, seeing a burglar hovering over him with a gun to his head)

Dude: "Please don't kill me!"

Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"

Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"

(dude starts peeing like a baby)

by joe995 July 18, 2023

pee

a yellow liquid that comes out of your pee pee of your vergina: girls!! sit down and pee and boys stand and pee

Jessica: I need to go or else ill pee on the bed

Kyle: hurry go to the bathroom or else ill kill you

by grace6177 July 29, 2023

Pee-wee Moment

When you have to admit to something awful to prove you aren't something worse, i.e. exposing yourself as a massive pervert (gross) to prove you aren't a massive pedophile (illegal).

"Apparently Pyrocynical isn't a pedophile, but he had to post his degenerate fetish DMs to prove it."
"Yikes, what a Pee-wee moment."

by glocksucker69 July 31, 2023

pee patch

Another term for G-String…

She was nothing but pee patch fool…

by Pushmataha August 13, 2023

Texas pee

When you pee red, usually from a urinary infection.

I just did a Texas pee should I go to the doctor?

by OilySaltine August 19, 2023

pee

pee is smelly stuff from your private parts

if you have a pee it taking out the water you have drank

by the toilet flush August 22, 2023

Pee Pee Boy

A male who has one testicle significantly larger than the other with a protruding vein running through it…

“Yeah sis he was a pee pee boy, the vein was popping out”

by Missgoodcooch September 5, 2023