phoned

like rlly high

“dudeeee i got so phoned last night i heard voices”

by 413X4 June 14, 2022

I am not your phone!

This is what someone exclaims out of anger and frustration when someone touches them in an undesired and inappropriate manner. Basically telling someone to keep their hands off of them. It does not have to be sexual, however, it typically is.

Boo: "So, I was with Louis last night and he was too much!"
Stu: "Sorry, Boo. What did he do?"
Boo: "He put his hand on the chair when I was sitting down to try to peel the peach. I saw it and I yelled, I am not your phone! I left and made a post. Everybody knows!"

by von groovy September 18, 2025

Phone Wars

a childish thing made up by people between the ages of 8 to 12 because they cant accept opinons

someone: "Android is better than Apple"

Me: ah Someone competing in Phone Wars, Grow Up.

by Dave109 July 16, 2024

phoned out

To check your phone compulsively and without necessity

jeez, i can't stand being around mandy irl. tried to talk to her for 5 minutes and she phoned out on me twice!

by sisyphussisyphus April 22, 2018

Phone stalking

The act of staring at your phone, relentlessly, hoping that it will ring. Generally, phone stalkers are hoping a SPECIFIC person will call, not just any random person. Other symptoms of phone stalking include: checking that the battery is charged, making sure the ringer is on loud enough to be heard and making random calls to your friends to make sure your service is still active.

A: Man, stop looking at your phone...
B: Shut it, I am just making sure its on in case {name} calls.
A: STOP phone stalking,. She'll call when she wants to. LAME.

by dcgrl September 24, 2011

phone

something that takes bitches out of the world so it is homeless

That guy is using a phone

by megablast5606 November 14, 2019

toilet phone

A phone that has been dropped at least once in the toilet

-hey I love your phone
-me too, but it's a toilet phone, so...

by Hotwheels100 June 27, 2016