Phone Klutz

Somebody who is constantly butt dialing people, sending text messages to the wrong person, replying to the same text twice, not to mention they always drop it.

God, Lauren's such a phone klutz. She called me twice last night and each time i just heard the TV, she seriously needs to stop butt dialing people!

by Emmerr December 24, 2010

ninja phoned

When you’re texting in bed and you drop your phone on your face.

I ninja phoned myself last night.

by Hlsmyr52 December 11, 2021

yo phone linging

An Asian/Chinese guy wants you to pick up your phone. He gets angry when you ignore him.

*music* yo phone linging! yo phone linging! Big boy come pick up your phone!

by Toaster1204 January 21, 2025

Phone Heard

When your friend or significant other is using their phone while your talking to them, making it seem like they’re listening to you while in reality they are not hearing any of the information you are saying.

I told you last night that I was going but you obviously phone heard me, as usual.

by ozzyag April 5, 2018

swap phones

mostly used on tiktok when someone sees a couple and then they say "swap phones" in the comments meaning the couples swapping phones to look through it to see if someone is cheating. finding something to end the relationship because their jealous.

"Someone sees a couple having fun on tiktok"
someone in the comments "swap phones"
they are jealous.

by silly_frenchfry March 7, 2024

phone

A piece of plastic with glass created by either a robot or fruit. it displays many things, such as wieners.

my phone died.

by Extreme humanoid object May 19, 2020

Phone Bitch

The person in an office setting designated to answer the phone when no one else will. Especially in a high call setting, such as the ‘hate department’. Generally the newest person in this high turn over department.

I’m not phone bitch today, that’s Sandra!

by Tracy’s Hotline July 20, 2019