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keep your soup

An acronym for kys (Kill yourself), used to avoid punishment
Dillon, can you please keep your soup

You should keep your soup
by Killakeemstar March 4, 2017
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Cumshot soup

A creamy side soup consisting of the hardest nut you have ever busted sometimes it's yellow or stringy but it usually smells like pollen or bleach yet quenches the thirst of the horniest of guttersluts
Jackie was fucking trashed last night. I heard that bitch scraped her bowl of cumshot soup clean. She even soaked up the last bit with french bread.
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soup kitchen

When a group of young inbreds participate in anal sex in a white Lexus
Ahh fuck man Young inbred and the boys had a soup kitchen in my white Lexus
by William Anderson December 7, 2022
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Soup Rizz

Whenever Joseph joins the voice call, his mob group of teet-suckling creatures follow behind.
Bro I was in voice call for 2 HOURS STRAIGHTS, but when joseph joined, 3 other people joined. I guess its just his Soup Rizz.
by BlueKnife75431 December 21, 2023
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Soup attack

The action of filling a water balloon (painted orange) with cold soup to throw at birds or small children.
Why tf are you searching this... who even thinks “hey I’m gonna google soup attack
by Your free trial is over January 27, 2019
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Soup and a lap dance

A classic winter tradition.

On cold winter nights it's very common for a wife or girlfriend to make a big pot of soup then give her man a lap dance after dinner.
Man last night was great after work Nicole gave me "soup and a lap dance".
by Tttain285 December 9, 2020
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Soup Powered Fuck Machine

Noun

Refers to someone with a oral piercing (typically tongue) who can only drink soup during downtime of healing.
She finna eat that pussy real good with her new vibrating tongue ring, what a soup powered fuck machine.
by Juanalbanes28 November 21, 2022
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