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Mach 5 Giga Karen 

A Mach 5 Giga Karen is the highest known level of Karen. They're the Karens that will go far out of their way to destroy people that have nothing to do with them. These are not stupid Karens they have been doing this for years that's why they're always older and have a track record of nothing but bloodshed.

They're truly awful people that usually die alone, not even their kids speak to them. Get ready as more Mach 5 Giga Karens will rise in future. You've been warned.
Boss: Hey how has your first month been at the company?

Guy: It's been good.

Boss: Good, it's just that you've received a few complaints about your attitude and competency.

Guy: Really? From who?

Boss: I can't say but we've received a lot of complaints from this person and they're a trusted member of staff. If this keeps happening we're going to have to speak about your position in this company.

*Later on

Wife: How was work?

Guy: Not good I was reported by a Mach 5 Giga Karen, she's trying to get me fired already and I've only been there a month. I think it's because I looked at her the wrong way 2 weeks ago.
Related Words

lights, camera, karen 

When someone wakes up acting like a complete bitch and acts like a karen as SOON as they wake the fuck up.
Their ulterior motive from BIRTH is to intimidate and terrorize innocent people.
She's a bitch everyday! lights, camera, karen!

Fuck off, Karen 

The new "Bye, Felicia"
Ex: I still love you. Please, come back.
Person: Fuck off, Karen

anime karen 

anime karens are small young girls that have short greasy hair and usually are quite poor. they think anime's a lifestyle and if they watch a single episode they're instantly a massive fan. usually they trace art and claim its theirs. they also try and ship real and fake people in ships that are really un-realistic. like shipping a straight 14 year girl, with a 60 year old gay non-binary person. they continue to push anime up your freaking ass and will stop at nothing for their traced fan art to be noticed.
"omg alexis is such an anime karen."
"yeah, like yesterday she claimed i should be shipped with our 70 year old teacher mr barns, because we both have blue eyes"

Man-Karen 

Pretty much the male version of a Karen
Jesus fuuuck that man-karen threatened to hit me with his plow blade if I went thirty on his road with a twenty-five limit
Man-Karen by coffee_by_the_pot January 21, 2021

Wild Karen

A person who thinks they are entitled to everything and demands the manger. When you don’t comply, they release the Karen scream and start threatening and insulting you.
John: Sorry we don’t give free money away

Karen: Can I speak to your manager

*John doesn’t comply
Karen: I’m calling the cops for harassment

John: What a wild Karen
Wild Karen by 420 God Mother February 19, 2021