SHIMMER JOHNSON

The act of a man with excessively salvaging saliva glands deep throats another man's dick and when he takes the dick from his mouth the thick mucus his gland produced leaves a coat of high gloss shimmer from which the johnson is adorned.

The man slapped himself in the face with Allans dick and then took it so deep in his throat his dick was given a shimmer johnson.

by Justin William Kennedy February 23, 2024

Boris Johnson

He's a fucking cunt.

Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt, a fucking cunt, a fucking cunt
Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt, yes he's a fucking cunt, yes he's a fucking cunt!

by FUCK OFF BORIS YOU CUNT. March 3, 2024

Kalle Jonsson

The most grisch and sigma male alive, he sends out sigmawaves that scare the betas. Other call it a stench but its just his alpha smell, also his grisch clothingstyle is very cool.

-Who is the most sigma?
-Kalle Jonsson

by AnAlphaWithAColdHeart March 8, 2024

Sam Johnson

When you perform a strange act on a form of food, most commonly sandwiches

'That idiot just pulled a Sam Johnson on that sandwich'

by samjpohnson March 12, 2024

Kayden johnsonn

Kayden is a wonderful pretty cute nigga and sometimes be pulling every girl in st louis all at once and if you ever see him give him a chance so he can put this dick in ur spine

Girl: you know kayden johnsonn?
Boy: yes bitch he took my girl
Girl: ok ill let him put his coin in my coinslot

by manifuman3909 April 2, 2024

dirty jenson

nob cheese

i have dirty jenson

by anonymous April 11, 2024

Dirty Jenson

The act of inviting a girl over to your house for sexual reasons then hiding from them asking if they can go home because u have never have never even touched a female breast while rigorously pleasuring ur anus while masturbating photos of a man called woody

Guy 1 “i heard they fucked last night“
Guy 2 “no he didn’t he did a dirty jenson“

by woody7192 April 11, 2024