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shelf-ass

Where the back and butt of a person seem to intersect at a 90 degree angle forming a shelf. For which one can rest an arm, cup, or book, like a bookshelf.
DAMN! Check out that shelf-ass on that ho, I could rest a cup on it!
by brandy kim May 9, 2011
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ass cancel

An ass cancel is when a male goes into give a hug to a female friend, only to cop a feel on her ass.

Named for the advanced fighting game technique of canceling an animation into another single or string of moves.

Can be one of 3 different types:
Jab - A pinch
Fierce - A grab
Strong- A slap
"Nice one, man! You totally got a fierce ass cancel on that coke bottle girl's ass!
by HonkoftheHill October 19, 2010
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ass carnival

A total "cluster fuck" of an occurance; ie a "bag of smashed assholes", a "soup sandwich".
The game turned into a complete fucking ass carnival once it started snowing.
by JonTuna December 30, 2007
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bi-assed

The condition of having two asses, thus: The ability to figuratively sit on two chairs. A bi-assed person can successfully represent two differing, even contradicting opinions.
Rudy Giuliani has been both pro-choice and pro-life, so he's either bi-assed or a flip-flopper.
by Weeger December 16, 2008
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bastard ass

total ass, jerk, somebody getting on your last nerve
My ex-boyfriend keeps calling me even though we've been broke up for over a year, that bastard ass won't leave me alone.
by Heather Can March 1, 2009
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ass-stack

When one man (or lady with strap-on) has three or more naked women stacked up and willing to take it doggystyle in successive turns by the one man (or lady with strap-on). The result of their positioning, lying on top of one-another, forms a stack of asses known as an ass-stack.
"I had 5 girls, naked and willing, in an ass-stack" he said.
by Beef Nachos January 29, 2014
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marshmallow ass

When you have a rear end that's so soft, gropeable, and fat that each buttcheek feels like giant, smooth marshmallows.
"I could use your marshmallow ass as a memory foam pillow all night long!"
by Meaty Man October 7, 2016
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