Heart

by anonymous January 22, 2022

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Conversation Hearts

the most terrible candy imaginable.

Someone: Did you get any candy from your valentine?
Someone else: I got conversation hearts.
Someone: Aww dude I am sorry. Those things are a terrible, stale, chalk-like excuse for candy.

by therealtruth_ February 16, 2022

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Posting right now I shouldn’t do…
It is just I love YOU!!!
YOU have my heart!!!
From the start…

I knew from the first day!!!
Confused today…
In quite a few ways…
So many words I want to say…

No longer they move…
The way they made my heart groove…
For hours I could play…
A huge smile I would display…

My heart was filled with joy…
Something only you can give…
I dream of the moments to come…
You and I finally… one.

Now I ponder…
Have I become a bother…
I can only wonder…
And hope an answer there is another…

On the coaster I seem to be…
What if …
It doesn’t matter…
Up or down… I will always love HE!!!

He is YOU!!!
I will always love YOU!!
Regardless if they move…
Or posts you can do…

YOU have my heart…

by a dream and 💔 December 29, 2023

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Heart is screaming

You either have anxiety or have a crush on someone

Hey, you are kinda cute! Sorry if I'm awkward my heart is screaming right now.

It's all good, I like you!

by RoseOfDeath May 5, 2022

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Heart Attack Goalie

A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.

I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.

We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.

by TBels October 1, 2019

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Washing Machine Heart

this is the lyrics to the song washing machine heart

Mitsuki : Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart
Baby, bang it up inside
I'm not wearing my usual lipstick
I thought maybe we would kiss tonight
Baby will you kiss me already and
Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart?
Baby, bang it up inside
Baby, though I've closed my eyes
I know who you pretend I am
I know who you pretend I am
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
audience : woooo wowwww i loved your song mitsuki
random ass possum : *possum noises*

by SlimeBoy6019 January 8, 2023

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