last chook

The art of taking the head of ones penis in the fist and pulling it up straight in the air leaving the testicles dangling.

The last chook at woolworth's.

by Ben March 29, 2003

last chook

The art of fondling one's penis so that the testis hang freely to sway ack and forth in a manner that of which can lead to pleasure

by *********** March 29, 2003

Potato Cookers

Hippy, High, Drunk, Lesbian, Canadian Campers/Hikers. Cute and not cute(thats how they pair up), the best damn potato cookers in the world.

(While sitting at the campfire...)
Lesbian1: Hey, we got some potatoes. eh!?
Person1: Sweet!! Cookem up.
Lesbian2: Here ya go.
Person1: Wow!! Yer the best damn Potato Cookers in the world.

by Spike August 19, 2003

waste cook

A garbage man, or someone who works in a garbage or sewage treatment plant.

"Something stinks around here, right Fred?" "Yeah, the waste cooks are baking up a storm in the next building."

by Pet-AM December 25, 2008

Slow-Cooked Stupid

A poorly made decision with slight short term advantage and increasingly worse downstream consequences.

Her decision to skip college and use the money to buy a Camero was slow-cooked stupid.

by Al Ham November 21, 2011

Keldon Cook

it is the most majestic and considerable being in the universe, the creature loves white girls and football; usually it talks about video games and hunting. Nothing could ever overcome its greatness, it is filled with so much luxurious power that it could be considered the next George Washington. Its habitat is a small little house in the sticks, usually loud sounds come from the building cause of football. Its formal professionalism can not be surpassed by any form of trickery or disbelief. In its life it has died twice so do not try and combat it. If come in contact with the superior, just stay calm and talk about football, but DO NOT TALK ABOUT ALBURN.

Person 1: Yo, what was that one amazing thing that was so cool that everyone needs to know about it.

Person 2: Keldon Cook?

Person 1: (Head explodes.)

by HoundThatFeeds December 26, 2013

Keldon Cook

Another term for one of the lesser men in a prison. These Keldon Cooks, Aka Prison Bitches, are often looked for in order for larger prisoners to relieve their sexual urges. Yes, a Keldon Cook is the best of sexual releases, as he does not complain and gets pleasure out of it himself. Prisons often suffer from immense amounts of rapes and violence, however with more Keldon Cooks, prisons have been becoming more peaceful due to the lessening tension brought with their desire to pleasure all prisoners within 10 cell blocks.

Black Prisoner: Yo nigga, I gotta blow my load.

Other Prisoner: Shit nigga, you got to check out that Keldon Cook in cell block 69.

Black Prisoner: (Penis explodes)

by Chris Bittner December 29, 2013