Cat-Gas 

The rank spewing forth of a feminine, vaginal odor, that is so violent, and so offensive, that one might mistake it's reek for that of actual, pre-diareal flatulence.

Oh man, Diane had the worst cat-gas. When she plopped her butt down on the hot car seat, I thought there might have been a dead raccoon caught in my engine.

Cat-Gas by BabyMistakes October 1, 2010

Cat Nap Wood 

When a guy awakes from a cat nap with a boner

Dude 1: Hey man, you got some major Cat Nap Wood!

Dude 2: Yeah bro i just woke up and i had a dream about your mom.

Cat Nap Wood by onleemortall December 16, 2011

Cat Raper 

See: Jeff Chrisman who is a fag

You are a fucking cat raper

Cat Raper by I hate Jeff December 7, 2004

Cat Chat 

The way you sound when you try to meow in order to entice your cat to let you pet it.

Dave used cat chat to get his cat stanley to come over here.

Cat Chat by Dave Doucette December 24, 2007

cat sack 

a cat ball sack or tic tac chode

kameron is a faggy monk shit cat sack

cat sack by FaggotBoyFresh March 9, 2009

Cat with a cream flavored arsehole 

When you walk in on your son/daughter reading old table tennis magazines.

Father: Crap!
Mother: What happened?
Father: I walked in on Chris reading my old table tennis magazines! He was from grinning ear to ear like a cat with a cream flavored arsehole!
Mother: What the hell does that even mean? Is looking at ping pong even a bad thing?
Father: SHUTUP BITCH!

Cat with a cream flavored arsehole by manboobs mcniggerpants January 14, 2010

cat blood 

CAT BLOOD! There once was a pastor of a now defunct church in the south, his name was Louis Lamonica (feel free to google that name). Ol' Louis loved to put the rape on the children of the members of his congregation. Not being a catholic priest he had to spice it up a bit and decided to take a cat and cut it's head off and throw the blood all over the children as he and others molested the holy ghost right out of them. He screwed them, he made them screw each other, and he made 'em screw a dog too! well anyways, he walks into a police department, confesses, and then is surprised that they arrest him... as well as being totally messed up in origin this slang term has come to mean the rape of something. It can also mean someone was going nuts. and can be used as a noun to describe your friend. Not that he engaged in child rape or crimes against nature, but he is a total suspect and should be watched all the same. Use it as an Interjection or exclamation also, that will really set the mood at a party or wherever the feeling strikes you.

to a friend... "sup, Catblood!"
at work, someone asks what you are doing reply "just cat-bloodin"
you see an attractive lady, say to her "OH YEAH I'M BOUT TO CATBLOOD ALL OVER YOU" well maybe dont say that.
someone offends you, imply they love sex with children and crimes against nature, "get this fruit drinking all this catblood and such" ... they wont mess with you again.
you see some guy with a beard (f.y.i. beards are totally lame) say "shave your cat blood-soaked jiz mop beard fruit bag"

cat blood by catblood October 21, 2010