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Beard Droppings

When you find hair in your food either from the cook or waiter. Usually from the cook who refuses to wear a net over facial hair so his beard hair doesn't fall onto your plate of food
by Dlgomez March 20, 2023
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Beard Date

It's the absolute best date you will ever be on. You will be treated with respect, everything will be paid for, and the dude is totally gay. He's just doing it to look straight.
Jenny: I'm going on a date with Justin tonight.

Alicia: you know it's a beard date, right?
Marquisha: Get that good date girl! You deserve it.
by marcus daniel malloid May 15, 2023
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Beardruff

Similar to dandruff, except coming from the beard, usually only noticable when wearing darker clothing. Caused from dry skin, not enough beard oil, conditioner or moisturizer to the face, neck area.
Man, look at my shirt, I'm covered in beardruff!!!
by Cnich68 May 23, 2023
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beard pull

The act of one with a beard longer than 2 inches grouping many hairs on their face with one hand and pulling downwards, showing the length of their beard. Usually done in a flirtatious manner but could also be used to deter one from asking too much.
'Bro, Joe just did a beard pull, he either likes this chick or she said he was wrong about something so he needs to bide time."
by TommySalam7 June 7, 2023
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beardo

Beardo has been a good addition for the Phillies since he has been traded to them.
by the_whapper August 26, 2023
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Bearded Dustin

A Bearded Dustin is the name for the combination of pubic hair and stool left in ones toilet when one has shaved their genitalia after going #2 and not flushing.
“Bro I just left the fugliest Bearded Dustin in Lil’ Sas’s toilet”
by DetroitRusty December 17, 2023
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Baird Cantrell

A guy who spends his time playing video games, kicking balls, and watching TV. He always is kind to you, but you definitely don’t want to get on his bad side.
Guy 1: Is that Baird?
BAIRD: Kamehameha!!!!

It is Baird Cantrell
by Guy man 23 January 13, 2024
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