The sudden and often intrusive thought of the most inappropriate, foolish, dangerous, or outright stupid action that could be taken in a given situation. It represents a fleeting moment of irrationality, where one's mind considers an option that, if acted upon, would likely lead to negative consequences.
As she stood at the edge of the cliff, a bardova flashed through her mind—what if she just jumped? She quickly shook the thought away and stepped back.
During the serious meeting, he had a bardova to stand up and moon everybody, but thankfully he stayed in his seat.
He felt a bardova while holding the delicate vase, imagining what would happen if he just threw it against the wall.
When the teacher asked a tough question, a bardova urged him to cuss her out, but he wisely decided against it.
In the middle of the wedding vows, a bardova crossed his mind, suggesting he start laughing uncontrollably, but he managed to maintain his composure.
During the serious meeting, he had a bardova to stand up and moon everybody, but thankfully he stayed in his seat.
He felt a bardova while holding the delicate vase, imagining what would happen if he just threw it against the wall.
When the teacher asked a tough question, a bardova urged him to cuss her out, but he wisely decided against it.
In the middle of the wedding vows, a bardova crossed his mind, suggesting he start laughing uncontrollably, but he managed to maintain his composure.
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Danny felt sorry for lying to Lady Bird, but he desperately needed a beard to keep his homophobic parents off his back.
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A: Isak is all over Sara! Their PDA in the classroom is a bit much. B: Oh, but see the way he looks a Even! Sara is just his beard.
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A: Isak is all over Sara! Their PDA in the classroom is a bit much. B: Oh, but see the way he looks a Even! Sara is just his beard.
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Danny felt sorry for lying to Lady Bird, but he desperately needed a beard to keep his homophobic parents off his back.
A: Isak is all over Sara! Their PDA in the classroom is a bit much. B: Yeah, but see the way he looks a Even! Sara is just his beard.
A: Isak is all over Sara! Their PDA in the classroom is a bit much. B: Yeah, but see the way he looks a Even! Sara is just his beard.
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