Jordan

The cutest guy in the world. Every time you see him, you’ll be awestruck by how cute he is.

Oh my god, is that Jordan! He’s so cute!

by doobielicious February 19, 2021

Jordan

Jordan is an unintelligent girl who is upsessed with GayTS I mean BTS who looks like a decomposed sea urchin with the iq of Patrick.

Jordan was a bitch today in school
Jordan thinks she’s hotter than Addison Rae

by Binki Boy June 30, 2021

Jordan

He has a aisan face and a country accent he’s inlove with Coop from all American he has a child named Jordan jr. he gets beat up by Bris and simps over Alyssas he can’t draw but he thinks he can and he is adorable they also hate Annie’s

Jordan looks like coop

by briandalyssadidnotmakethis September 14, 2020

Jordan Michael Brown

A boss ass bitch,
She might not stay on the court like Michael, but she knows how to ball.

Damn that girl is so elevated, she must be Jordan Michael Brown.

by Jordan Michael B June 6, 2021

Jordan Carrero

A man of Puerto Rican and Italian decent (although he is white passing), who is incapable of swimming.

Hey did you know "Jordan Carrero" can't swim? He is 25 and I heard he had a life vest when he went snorkeling.

by anonymous October 23, 2022

jordan

A total nutcase. She is very nice but will turn into satan in 5 seconds, considering she IS satan. Jordan is extremely dramatic and gets upset over the fact that she doesn’t have a thicc ass. She doesn’t even become petty because she is just very disrepctful to those who piss her off. She’s brutally honest and straight forward and will never sugar coat shit. Even though she has her weird aspects, she is a pretty good friend. She also is fun sized and likes to eat a lot of breakfast food. She finds most guys ugly as fuck so if she finds you hot get it boys cause shittt. Guys like Carl Gallagher on the show Shameless however, make Jordan very hmmm what’s the word ? wet! #ethancutkowskybby. All together however, Jordan really needs to get her life together because all she does is watch netflix and avoid all her issues because she doesn’t give a flying fuck.

Girl #: Wtf it’s that stupid bitch jordan that stole my waffles !

Girl #2: Oh shitttt well you cant do anything cause jordan already ate the damn waffles in 5 seconds !!!!

by starneisha lemon March 10, 2019

Jordan

Crackhead family, 9 times out of ten if your a chav called Jordan your a biss head

Chav called Jordan

Uncle called rib

Soon holding smoke, LMAO nothing like his crackpipe

by 100% ediatt June 3, 2020