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by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019
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Draining The Turkey

The period of time after getting in a fight with someone, in-between "We are kinda talking again, but it's kinda cold..." and "Hell yea baby everything is gravy as fuck."

(Because you are draining the juices from the turkey to use in the gravy.)
Mark: Hey Breanna, are you and Izzabella talking again?
Breanna: Workin' on it man, we're draining the turkey.
by scrubs2342 July 25, 2011
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Turkey

Someone that’s a hoe, thot, or slut
Nah real shit tho dummy she a turkey forreal
by Woeedumbass October 30, 2020
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Turkey

A country that is both in west Asia and eastern Europe, its secular in law and islamic socially

Some advices On turkish people:
- don't do the OK handsighn(it means go get anal fucked).
- don't drink out side its illegal and considered wrong.
- don't hit on women outside of bars and clubs
- don't stare, especially at people of the other gender(counts 3x as much if you are male)
- don't be political, you can never be right
- if 2groups are arguing then stay away, they might think you are part of the enemy group.
Turkey was created in 1923 but has a legal army that is over 2000 years old
by Mrkulci September 21, 2017
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Turkey Sloth

A person who walks around with aids dripping from their neck with dopey fucked up legs and feet thinking their amazing. In reality they don't realise that although there is only one of them known to mankind, that everyone wants to shoot it in the neck.

They strut about like sassy fuckers but don't worry they are not aggressive just trying to be a slut like past times, amongst doing nothing but slutting and sleeping in random places.
"Mate, did you see that, does that thing even make sense!?"
"Oh yeah look, a turkey sloth, i swear she was in my mates flats yesterday morning"
"Sure he's still alive!? Thing looks lethal"
"Yeah she gave him aids he's now sprouting feathers"
by Dagz January 22, 2014
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grinding my turkey

bounce on my dick then twist around every 5 minutes
my nigga this girl always grinding my turkey!!
by mmoney8000 January 8, 2016
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Turkeying

Turkeying someone refers to when someone is sleeping (or not), and another person physically touches their chin with their testicles, giving the appearance of a goose head. This behavior is extremely discriminatory and disrespectful and is not recommended.
"Hey man, did you hear about John and Tim's wild night last night? They were Turkeying everyone at the party."

"I can't believe Jim pulled off the ultimate Turkeying move last night at the party, the whole room was in stitches"
by fhfxbdf January 23, 2023
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