Popping a short-handed Joe

“Popping a short-handed Joe” is the expression of fisting a handicapped human in the anus with half a hand.

“Mind popping a short-handed Joe on me? I really need that after my long day at work!”
“Sure, no worries!”

by chinese_dogman February 20, 2021

Kick short people october

October? No its kick short people october! Going from the start of october to the end.

Hey its kick short people october!

by Justjesus October 1, 2022

Short Italian

There name usually starts with an A, they are a great person. Very funny but sometimes also a jerk, they are very short as why they are short Italian. They usually have very many friends and are very accepting. They live in canada as well, I hope to be friends with a short Italian. If you meet one remember to bring up fortnite cause thats there only hobby

Me: Hey short Italian
Them: Tf Is a short Italian?
Me: You,check urban dictonary dumbass 🙄

by Samm_qwq2918 December 21, 2021

punch in the shorts

For a girl being bitchy or cranky to get off or cum from sex

"That girl needs a good punch in the shorts if ya know what I mean"

by The SKammer April 3, 2017

Short-term hedonistic gratification

"Short term" so "What happens WITHIN your lifespan (rather than outside of it)" Hedonistic which means "Your own desire forged by your own will or pleasure seeking" and Gratification means "Satisfaction of desire or pleasure seeking. It's a semanticly redundant phrase that Jordan likes to get paid to spout that literally translates to "Now pleasure pleasure"

Dr. JeepJorp "You're obsessed with your own short-term hedonistic gratification! If you weren't so evil and psychopathic you would be more concerned with my kids getting the things THEY desire during THEIR lifespans! THEIR short term hedonistic gratification! If I had to do it then EVERYONE should have to do it! I mean, not for their own kids because they might not ever have them but for MY kids! They have a responsibility TO ME to do that think I said!"

Hym "No. I don't. You're trying to harvest my organs."

JeepJorp "You, um, owe it to YOURSELF! Yes, um, yeah I invoke your own self interest as the reasom you need to be harvested by me for my kids!"

Hym "I thought I wasn't owed anything. The only thing I'm owed in life is the choice between consenting to the harvesting of my organs and not doing that?"

JeepJorp "Yeah, um... It's Jesus! Jesus is, um, he said a thing though... Right? Like, he said stuff and... He loved having his organs harvested! He forgave us for... You know... Not knowing stuff, right?"

by Hym Iam January 11, 2024

Short-peckered nuisance

Someone who - typically teenage - is destructive to other people's property. It's slang for "asshole" in the old days, particularly in downeast Maine.

"Get over here, you short-peckered nuisance, you just ran through my garden!"

by Downeastah June 10, 2023

National short kid day

Every kid under 5’5, will be appreciated by giving them your snap (if your not ugly) and giving them a hug. Through (September 1st to August 31st)

Where is my hug at its national short kid day did you forget?

by Tommy21st till I burst September 17, 2021