corkin' your screws

verb: 1) joking or kidding, or 2) to screw someone.

1. Dave: Hey, Tim, look over there! It's Radiohead!
Tim: REALLY?! WHERE????
Dave: Nah, I'm just corkin' your screws.
Tim: Fuck you.

2. Sam: Hey where were Rachel and Ben last night?
Emily: She was corkin' his screws.
Sam: ...

by UrMommmm!! April 28, 2010

i'm not your hoe

in other words “im not your booty call” or “you can’t just call me when you want to have sex”

guy : hey girl wanna come over tonight, and have some fun?

girl : “ i'm not your hoe !”

by young girl 1235 February 9, 2024

Find Your

To find something that will belong to you

Find your missing puzzle piece

by Crystal September 27, 2021

Wearin' your alzheimers

When a person is called out for wearing the same outfit within a short space of time

M1: You are wearin' your alzheimers today you forgetful motherfu**er.
Weren't you in that same stupid lookin shirt yesterday?
M2: yeah - Im just too broke to do laundry right now.

by Jbt003 January 29, 2009

Treat your OCD

1. An insult to someone who keeps telling people to do something they don't need to do.
2. A treatment for Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder.

"Jesus, your obsession with leaving the windows open makes me think its time to treat your OCD."

by JMReader November 21, 2021

your brother a mother

Your brother a mother the most ultimate form of roast

You“Your mom gay”

Me “your dad lesbian”
You “your granny tranny”

Me “your grandpap a trap”

You“your genus a penis”
Me “your brother a mother”
Every thing in existence fucking implodes and destroys every universe and realm and nothing exists

by Poolball222 May 12, 2018

shush your sound

meaning to hush or quiet people who can’t shut their trap

Okay boomer, shush your sound!

by lovelypeaches433 December 24, 2019