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Dick makeup

When you see a girl that's been up for a week trying to look good but their so smoked out it looks like thay put their makeup on with a dick
omg look at that tweeker bitch she thanks she looks good with her dick makeup on
by Ateaball and flailing tuff January 20, 2021
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Dick

A male private part located in the lower area of the body on the front side. Also known as a: Penis, Cock, Dingaling, Nutz, Balls.

It is a very sexy part of the body. It is used for sex and peeing. Mostly sex because sex makes you feel good.
Jessica said: "Jason, your dick is so big!"

Or,
Adriana licked Alex's huge dick and moaned harder each time. "Ungh! Ungh!" She moaned as Alex inserted his dick into her ass. She felt pain but it felt good.
by Miss_Sexy_Katie June 25, 2019
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dick

He has a long dick
by CockGobbler6969420 March 4, 2024
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Dick Beacons

Another term for beautiful breasts. Much like headlights however when dick beacons are present all penises become erect. Hence the beacon calling out and they answer.
Guy 1: How did the presentation go?

Guy 2: Not good. The instructor had the Dock Beacons showing and I had a pitched tent the whole time and couldn't hide it.

Guy 1: Yeah man her dick beacons are weapons of mass seduction.
by Noremac1981 December 8, 2020
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National Suck Dick Day

National suck dick day is on 6th May.
Get you dick sucked or suck someones dick and celebrate
Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?

Jessica:The 24th?

Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!
by Dicksuccer69 May 29, 2018
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Pixel Dick

When you're dick isn't even as big as a pixel.
"Yo dude, did you see Jerry? He's got a pixel dick"
by SheepzDrums October 19, 2017
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Self Inflicted Dick Punch

When you throat blast a girl and then proceed to punch her throat containing your penis
Dude I Self Inflicted Dick Punched that girl so hard last night. She needed vocal chord surgery. Do i feel bad? No, not at all.
by Picklerickkk69 June 20, 2018
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