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Shit

Being on a train and/or bus for a long period of time. (ie. 12 hours)
Dude that journey was shit!
by Rodger9653 November 15, 2012
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shit dumper

When someone drops a fucked up project on your plate at work to deal with and then walks away completely - shit dumper.
Danielle dropped this clusterfuck of a project on my plate and walked away unscathed - shit dumper.
by eter123 August 8, 2015
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shit-and-run

When someone takes a dump and doesn't flush, leaving the mess for the next unsuspecting bathroom-user to deal with.
"Dude, DO NOT go in there. Someone just did the biggest shit-and-run I've ever seen."
by Giant Labbit December 6, 2009
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Dominant Shit

When you are on the toilet taking a fat poop and your entire body except for your anus becomes extremely weak, the poop coming out of your anus is absorbing the muscles of your body because you keep pushing it out so hard, and then after taking a dominant shit, you are left there for like 6 minutes with a weakened body just questioning wtf happened.
guy 1: "I'm pooping"
guy 2: "Good for you I guess"
guy 1: "Fuck im taking a dominant shit"
guy 2: "Dude call 911!"
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the shit has hit the fan

1) Wild chaos and drama just started going down.

2) A famous lyric from Warren Zevon's 1978 hit "Lawyers, Guns, And Money", singing it in reference to him getting found while on the run right after he realized he tried to bed a woman he didn't know was a Russian spy until it was too late:
And I'm hiding in Honduras/I'm a desperate man/Send lawyers, guns, and money/The shit has hit the fan
by darkpowrjd January 31, 2023
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sneaka shit

Having to drop duece inconspicuously while attending a crowded event or place
Joe: Hey man, what happened to you? One minute you where here, the next you were gone?
Tom: Man I had the bubble guts. I dipped out to go drop the Cosby's off at the pool!
Joe: Damn, that was one hell of a sneaka shit!
by ET3 January 2, 2008
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dumb as shit

referring to any organism that can move and is also very stupid
Me: that guy is dumb as shit
That guy: :(
by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022
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