quasi-dicked

When attempting to fully insert your penis, and all she can physically manage is the tip.

Dude, did you hump that chick last night? "Yeah, but she was tiny, I only quasi-dicked her"

by Shagrug August 2, 2016

dick for ears

When someone has poor taste in music

"She was listening to country, she has dick for ears"

by highonjizz August 2, 2016

a dick shun

When the size of your penis becomes general knowledge and women avoid you like the plague.

It looks like the Red Sea parting when Dan walks through a group of women...now thats A dick shun.

by neorio July 31, 2016

dark dicked

(V) the act of getting penetrated, smothered in liquid or just generally violated by a unnaturally dark colored penis

Joe P dark dicked that girl. Was she 18?

by Jumper cables July 30, 2016

Dick Mitton

A male condom

Sorry Sally, I forgot to put my dick mitton on last night. You might want to get a pregnancy test.

by Tilt25 July 29, 2016

dick binging

When a homosexual male or straight female go out one night with only one intention which would be sucking dick (and multiple in one night)

Im kind of scared going out with "brittany", shes going dick binging!

by Tempy123 July 28, 2016

Crouse-Dick

A serious genital health condition in which a crusty layer of rotten skin completely covers a man's penis rendering him incapable of penetrating a vagina.

"Damn.. He's got a serious case of Crouse-Dick."

"Stay away from Eric, he's got Crouse-Dick"

by swedishmegma July 27, 2016