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Don't shit where you eat

When a Nurse desperately fancies a student nurse but won't admit it incase she gets in trouble/falls in love.
Hey, I'm really wanna bang that big strong student but I you don't shit where you eat
by Svsbsbsb November 20, 2020
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Shit-bucket

Someone who absolutely cannot do anything right. They're very slow at accumulating things (especially simple things).
''I told you to pour the gallon of water into that tub! Shit-Bucket"
by Freshlikeda March 22, 2021
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GOPiece of Shit

Used to describe the sentiment when members of the GOP say things that make them look like real fuc*tards. E.g.: Michelle Bachman trying to suggest that Obamacare will kill people.
"Michelle Bachman just touted that Obamacare will kill children and seniors... What a GOPiece of Shit"
by Flobie Jim September 27, 2013
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Shit sue

Daisy: Is your dog a shit sue?
Hannah: No, she’s an ewok.
by Norma’s Mom December 20, 2020
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KNOW NO SHIT

If someone insults you by saying NO SHIT here is the truth.

Something you should never say to a SHITEATER as shows your blind to true usages.

Super aware that is an impossibility.
Hey don't say NO SHIT to .me because you don't KNOW NO SHIT because you are FULL OF SHIT ass wipe.

Do you realize I got a lot of SHITEATER FRIENDS and by you saying NO NO NO,SHIT as you have no idea that KNOW NO SHIT is what you never mean because you just plain don't know.

Hey guy as NO SHIT as if you KNOW NO SHIT that it is an IMPOOSIBILITY.
by NEE TRANSEXUALITY April 24, 2021
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shit-and-run

When someone takes a dump and doesn't flush, leaving the mess for the next unsuspecting bathroom-user to deal with.
"Dude, DO NOT go in there. Someone just did the biggest shit-and-run I've ever seen."
by Giant Labbit December 6, 2009
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the shit has hit the fan

1) Wild chaos and drama just started going down.

2) A famous lyric from Warren Zevon's 1978 hit "Lawyers, Guns, And Money", singing it in reference to him getting found while on the run right after he realized he tried to bed a woman he didn't know was a Russian spy until it was too late:
And I'm hiding in Honduras/I'm a desperate man/Send lawyers, guns, and money/The shit has hit the fan
by darkpowrjd January 31, 2023
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