Carve your pumpkin

Fucking someone’s girl so much that their vagina literally looks like it’s been carved.

man would I carve your pumpkin

by Doseofshadi October 22, 2017

Your Life

A unfunny joke.

"What's Your Life?"
"A unfunny joke."

by absolutely-definitive May 26, 2021

your father

its gone.

"Yo jim, your father!"
"My fathers gone."

by mydadleftformilk December 31, 2023

taste your braces

To taste one’s braces means to make out with someone who has braces, pretty self explanatory.

Person 1: Hey person 3, person 2 wants to taste your braces!
Person 2: oh shut the fuck up, person 1.
Person 3: I’m down
Person 2: oh okay then
(This actually happened with a group of friends irl but spoilers, no making out actually happened)

by qveenhopeless May 6, 2018

Haunted by your past

The feeling of pain when ever you see that thing/person that never goes away you can’t ask everyone to not talk about because that thing is still apart of there life

The definition or defined word of haunted by your past is horrible don’t do stupid shit.
I hurt her and now I can’t stop see her every were I go.
Another word like this is guilt it eats you up inside.

by Nooooo your not perfect August 20, 2022

YOUR MOM

A very lame phrase used by degenerates when they can't respond to a valid point made by someone. Mostly used by cringe 9 year olds in Roblox

Guy 1: Why do you have to make deez nuts jokes they are staler than 100 year old milk.
Cringe shitass: because your mom
Guy 1: :moyai:

by GrassSniffer1337 September 15, 2021

Kiss your girlfriend day

National kids your girlfriend day is May 28th.
Go give your gf a kiss!

Kiss your girlfriend day:
-You: Kisses gf
-Gf: Kisses back

by Markhumal123 May 19, 2022