Shit for Dick

Used to describe the value of an object in comparison to a cock. Presuming most cocks could not and would not get paid for their services
Equivalent to nothing, zip zero zilch

"I was gonna sell my car but I cant get shit for dick with the check engine light on".

by SlutMonkee June 1, 2024

Shitting on the Chickens

When someone complains or puts down someone's work or project, even when it is quality work.

"Bob's welding was awful, he really doesn't know what he's doing."
"What? His welds were perfect, you're just shitting on the chickens."

by ManateeSteve January 21, 2023

Shit Maxing

Shitting all of the shit out your asscrack

Dill: I feel bowels feel so empty after shit maxing
Randy: wtf is a shit maxing
Dill: fuck off

by TottalyEpicGamer69 May 6, 2024

Shit

When you shit on somebody like a Transformers

Hey are you shit on your face

by Hahshdhzhdjdjx March 9, 2020

Bullet Shit

A shit that comes rocketing out of your ass at mach speed due to the excessive buildup of gas behind it.

I ate too much Taco Bell last night and was rewarded with a Bullet Shit.

by Garfibromyalgia June 26, 2024

Shit

Something that comes outta ya ass

"I gotta take a shit"

"OOOh i gotta take a shit"

by [e-mail] August 20, 2018

Shit

Noun- Shit=poop

Just a word= Oh Shit

Noun- Dude watch out for that shit!
Word= Shit, Steve’s coming! Who even likes him like oh my god!!

by Millie Redman May 28, 2018