The feeling of still having shit in your asshole after a dump, despite the fact that you whipped your ass several times. When one is shit crippled, they tend to walk funny.
"I took such a huge dump that I got shit crippled, let's just say walking to John's house was not pleasant after that..."
by Ball Bustin Bob June 19, 2017
Get the Shit crippledmug. 
An exclamation used when angry or about to kill one or more tourist(s). First used by youtuber CrankGameplays in his first Omnibus video
by Niaasa July 17, 2017
Get the get shit stompedmug. who's that dank boi driving the landspeeder
dont mind him he's a phat ass pile of t-t-t-t-t-t-turbo shit
dont mind him he's a phat ass pile of t-t-t-t-t-t-turbo shit
by Yur_boi_uhhhhhhh December 13, 2019
Get the turbo shitmug. All shit, no water can describe a bad situation with unfavorable conditions. This includes a complex interplay of various circumstances, potential negative outcomes, and emotional distress, often characterized by uncertainty, risk, and a perceived lack of control. It can manifest in various forms, ranging from personal crises and interpersonal conflicts to broader societal challenges and global emergencies, each demanding careful assessment, strategic decision-making, and resilience to navigate effectively.
by yellowunocard August 14, 2025
Get the All shit, no watermug. Take one large orion penis, cut the tip off, remove erectile tissue while leaving the outer skin intact. Carefully shit into the penis and then bake at 420°C for 45 days or until the balls are tender and moist. Immediately serve to your enemies.
by Mr. SussyBalls January 25, 2022
Get the Orion Shit Bucketmug. by cheerlover37 June 7, 2018
Get the No shit, Sherlock.mug.