When you are on the toilet taking a fat poop and your entire body except for your anus becomes extremely weak, the poop coming out of your anus is absorbing the muscles of your body because you keep pushing it out so hard, and then after taking a dominant shit, you are left there for like 6 minutes with a weakened body just questioning wtf happened.
guy 1: "I'm pooping"
guy 2: "Good for you I guess"
guy 1: "Fuck im taking a dominant shit"
guy 2: "Dude call 911!"
guy 2: "Good for you I guess"
guy 1: "Fuck im taking a dominant shit"
guy 2: "Dude call 911!"
by We can officially be friends. June 28, 2024
Get the Dominant Shitmug. Joe: Hey man, what happened to you? One minute you where here, the next you were gone?
Tom: Man I had the bubble guts. I dipped out to go drop the Cosby's off at the pool!
Joe: Damn, that was one hell of a sneaka shit!
Tom: Man I had the bubble guts. I dipped out to go drop the Cosby's off at the pool!
Joe: Damn, that was one hell of a sneaka shit!
by ET3 January 2, 2008
Get the sneaka shitmug. by Norma’s Mom December 20, 2020
Get the Shit suemug. A majestic beast that only rises and lurks out of his cave at around 11am. His alarm, a cheerful playground filled with 4 year olds across the road. The laughter of the children makes the beast feel a certain way. He creeps down the passage , and leans around the corner and growls his mating call “ urghhhh “.
Some of you may ask why the highly territorial and viscous animal is called “ shit boy”. It is a tragic villain back story I tell you, but to sum it up quickly, he shat himself on the bus ( how grubby ).
Shit boys hobbies include playing fifa, eating and ripping bitch sized bongs. The terrific specimen also likes to hit his friends. But shit boy is alright
Some of you may ask why the highly territorial and viscous animal is called “ shit boy”. It is a tragic villain back story I tell you, but to sum it up quickly, he shat himself on the bus ( how grubby ).
Shit boys hobbies include playing fifa, eating and ripping bitch sized bongs. The terrific specimen also likes to hit his friends. But shit boy is alright
by Cuck Lord August 24, 2022
Get the Shit boymug. by URMOMUSDOTCOMUS May 6, 2021
Get the holy mommy fucking shit bagsmug. A truck stop toilet, urinal, spot on the floor between the toilet and the wall, sink or hidden places outside of the locked restroom door of a truck stop.
by SuperMegaAsshole December 26, 2021
Get the Shit Stationmug. by Hahshdhzhdjdjx March 9, 2020
Get the Shitmug.