chuck wagon 

1. Release feces into condom (it is unnecessary for the fecal matter to be your own)
2. Insert penis into condom with feces
3. Secure the creation with a rubber band or duct tape
4. Put on pants
5. Jog 3 miles
6. Release the gooey goodness from within the condom
7. Delicately place the masterpiece into a whole wheat sausage bun
7. Murder the penis owner with an ardvark or a hammer
8. Sever the penis with a craftsman product, preferably one with rust (for flavor)
9. Add condiments as necessary
10. Serve at room temperature

Jackson: I've just run 47 miles.
Jonesy: Ya, but did you make a chuck wagon?
Jackson: Of course!
Jonesy: Where is T3 when you need him??

chuck wagon by mrm5593 November 21, 2006

Fart Wagon 

The name of Batman's masturbatorium.

Batman went to the Fart Wagon to have a wank.

Fart Wagon by Mr. Gfork October 24, 2008

Wagger 

Wack swag

This bro rockin mandels tryin to be hard, straight "Wagger" no U-Turns"

Wagger by 2DotDee July 9, 2011

covered wagon 

an uncircumsized penis

yo man thats nasty chris has a covered wagon, no chick will ever do him now!

covered wagon by Black Attack May 1, 2003

waggot 

A waggot is a school boy bitch, that is the kid in your group of friends that bitches out about evrything, a waggot is the kid who freaks out while doing something mischievious and then later shares with his friends about the cool stuff he just did. This person appears to be a huge tool but they try to pretend like they are the shit. This persons activities include heavily masturbating to lesbian porn, watching the O.C., playing gamecube for long lengths of time, horse back riding, learning multiple foreign languages, and last but not least having a robot collection. A waggot is the guy who thinks he is a player because he lets girls cheat off of him. The last sign of a waggot would be possessing japanese anime comic books. This person's attire sometimes consists of ripped jeans and fine silk robes. This person usually is not marked as "weird" or "hated" just the fagg that nobody truly likes.

That kid is such a waggot, why is he so waggish.

waggot by The one who is anonomous October 20, 2009

wampum wagon

A truck that drives around looking for unspecting people to give money to.

the wampum wagon found me and i won $50

wampum wagon by Mr. A Bobo May 16, 2005

fanny wagon 

a car that is made specifically for women or has been customised for the use of a woman

1.the ford ka is a proper fanny wagon
2. amy has turned that BMW into a proper fanny wagon

fanny wagon by matphil July 8, 2006