by terabytee January 26, 2022
Get the Mega Straight mug.A term used by transphobes to mask their bigotry as a sexual orientation. These people tend to be so insecure of their sexuality that they wouldn't even date a cisgender that has a hairstyle that could be remotely construed as being the wrong gender, just incase the person might be transgender. Almost always misgenders transgender people.
by Digital Alchemi March 23, 2021
Get the super straight mug.what is a straight male you ask? well, a straight male is like a parasite, only worse. imagine a floating piece of bacteria walking around with invalid opinions that dont matter. well that is in fact a straight male.
by fxctonlybae May 9, 2021
Get the straight male mug.The awkward dance between two people when one of them goes in for the big kiss and the other pulls away.
In this case, unlike in normal chicken, the one that fails to pull away first is the loser.
In this case, unlike in normal chicken, the one that fails to pull away first is the loser.
Logan really likes Caitlin, but she just wants to be friends. After the dance the other night, he tried to go in for a kiss and ended up losing straight chicken.
by Ikonaka April 25, 2009
Get the Straight Chicken mug.When you, a straight person, are only attracted to gays and lesbians. Not to be confused with super straight, as ultra straight can still be attracted to trans.
by SomeLeftHandedCuck March 17, 2021
Get the Ultra straight mug.A disease which makes someone enjoy hardcore homosexual Sour Apple Smoothies and Alabama Hot Pockets. If you see someone with the disease, do not approach, do not go near, do not even spare another glance at again. Their stupidity, while not impacting to most, is highly contagious to the impressionable and stupid.
A few more symptoms are extremely ugliness and a nazi flag.
A few more symptoms are extremely ugliness and a nazi flag.
Person 1: Did you see that super straight?
Person 2: Unfortunately yes. How fucking disgusting.
Person 3: It’s truely horrific.
Person 2: Unfortunately yes. How fucking disgusting.
Person 3: It’s truely horrific.
by Madden 08 DS Fan Club November 30, 2021
Get the Super Straight mug.someone didn't like being called transphobic so they "made" a "new sexuality" this person is straight.
being super straight includes:
"my chosen sexuality is"
"actually its the sslgbtq+ OR the lgbs"
arguing that you're "using the lgbts logic"
saying its a preference, not for genitals but for chromosomes, so people who aren't trans but have different chromosomes to their biological sex also cant date them, or maybe they can depending who you're talking to.
theyre also typically homophobic to a degree but INSIST on being part of the lgbt and not in the plus, they want to be first or instead of the T, they clearly dont realize that every letter in the lgbtq+ acronym is their for a reason, lesbians cared for gay men in world war II I believe so theyre first, also bc they were along with gay the first sexualities to be wideley recognised, then trans people were on the front lines fighting for lgbtq+ rights and bisexuality was getting erased so they both got their spots then people started to realize sexuality is a spectrum and added queer everyone else goes in the plus bc the acronym was getting too long and they already had a umbrella term
being super straight includes:
"my chosen sexuality is"
"actually its the sslgbtq+ OR the lgbs"
arguing that you're "using the lgbts logic"
saying its a preference, not for genitals but for chromosomes, so people who aren't trans but have different chromosomes to their biological sex also cant date them, or maybe they can depending who you're talking to.
theyre also typically homophobic to a degree but INSIST on being part of the lgbt and not in the plus, they want to be first or instead of the T, they clearly dont realize that every letter in the lgbtq+ acronym is their for a reason, lesbians cared for gay men in world war II I believe so theyre first, also bc they were along with gay the first sexualities to be wideley recognised, then trans people were on the front lines fighting for lgbtq+ rights and bisexuality was getting erased so they both got their spots then people started to realize sexuality is a spectrum and added queer everyone else goes in the plus bc the acronym was getting too long and they already had a umbrella term
I would like to come out with my chosen sexuality as super straight
super straight people are being oppressed, as soon as they became well known they were only attacked by the same people (the lgbtqia+ community) preaching for "equal rights"
super straight people are being oppressed, as soon as they became well known they were only attacked by the same people (the lgbtqia+ community) preaching for "equal rights"
by wandering bi March 11, 2021
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