Heart-Beat Post

a post on a blog, a tweet on Twitter, or an activity on Facebook to let friends know you are alive and well, or alive and troubled.

Hamlet - "I haven't seen a "heart-beat post" from Ophelia in a few days, I hope she's okay. I can't call her to find out, because, you know, it's complicated, but those heart-beat posts let me know she's thinking of me."

Horatio - "Yes, she's fine. I saw a 'heart-beat post' on her blog, the first one she's done in three days, about going to the river"

by Rocksandshoals November 24, 2009

post malone complex

Way of describing someone who looks like they smell based on appearance.

“Hes got that post malone complex. Yall smell somethin??”

by fxnnodrama August 13, 2018

post-expiration chug

when drinking milk you though was going to bad on a certain day, but you learned that day was some time ago.

Person: "Uh oh, my milk is going bad today!"

Bob: "Well give it an expiration chug!"

Person: "Gulps" "Dude, im thinking that was a post-expiration chug"

*Loud Barf"

by nOmega November 24, 2009

Delaware wall post

fucking a chick (animals also work) doggy style so that her(its) face bangs against the wall leaving a bloody stain

Todd's wall will never look the same after he gave his biddy the Delaware wall post the other night

by Bromeo44 October 18, 2009

Post Lockdown Function

The sesh after the COVID-19 Lockdown

excited for that post lockdown function!

by JimnyInTheCrepZone May 4, 2020

post fap nap

When you get home from a stressful day and need to relax, so you bust one out and take a sweet nap right afterwards.

"Yesterday was so stressful I had to have a post fap nap just to relax."

by hyjack September 2, 2016

Post Jager Kinkycore

A unknown new craze that is sweeping the nation.

Are you going to Post Jager Kinkycore later?

by Marie Metamorphosis March 3, 2008