Noodle eater

If you eat noodles your are a pure defined gigchad

If you become a noodle eater you wont be bullied

by Crixificator July 18, 2022

Noodles

A slang for nudes. This way parents won’t know when you’ve received nudes.

Dylan: Yo man I just got some noodles!
David: SICK let me see!
Mom: But we are about to eat dinner?!

by Granny Gumjobs May 20, 2018

oogle noodle

a color of polar bear

the oogle noodle polar bear is going extinct

by clueless queer November 6, 2020

Noodle

A person who has few instagram followers or is generally not so popular.

I'm such a noodle. I can't break 500 on instagram.

by Shark smith October 25, 2017

Not My Noodles

When a problem, incident, or faulty solution to a problem is of no concern to you.

That mess is not my noodles.

by threeleggedcentaur January 1, 2025

One dumpling no noodle

So so. Alright.

How was your day?
One dumpling no noodle

by ENGLISH-SLANGS April 30, 2024

Noodle Cockadoodle

When a male see's a pleasant and arousing sight and their noodle becomes excited and goes crazy. And needs to tame the wild-ness of his excitement. Other wise will be left with blue balls. Which isnt nice for a female to do.

Joe: Dude check out that hot chick.
Boe: Yeah man her tits are fucking HUGE.
Joe: She sure as hell would make my Noodle Cockadoodle.
Boe: Effing ay

by Due Joe November 3, 2007