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Bacon Strip

After taking a shit at someone's house, usually at a party, before wiping yourself you find a cornered wall in the bathroom, while spreading your cheeks you slide in a downward motion on that corner leaving behind shit strips that resemble a strip of bacon.
Goddamn it! Rob got drunk again and used the corner of the bathroom wall as toilet paper. Leaving a mighty bacon strip in my parent's bathroom.
by RudeMood69420 January 29, 2020
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bacon omelette

When a pig cums in a frying with an egg and the jizz ege mixture is fried in vegetable oil
Hey Max? What what do you want to eat for breakfast?

A bacon omelette!
by gargantuanD June 24, 2022
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baconic

A branch of electronic art, usually in the form of digital painting, that draws inspiration from the works of the 20th century artist, Francis Bacon.
The painting is sublime, powerful and baconic.
by CubistScarborough March 11, 2016
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bacon dink

The experience you get going into cold water for a swim and the water touches your balls, causing your dink to shrivel. Just as putting in a six inch strip of bacon in a pan and it comes out two inches long.
Man the lake was so cold today, when the water touched my balls, I got bacon dink.
by BaconDink168 February 11, 2025
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a phrase meaning

N.B.: this phrase is said to make someone look silly/ridiculous

a) "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence (or mass popular opinion in the secular world) to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
by Sexydimma September 14, 2013
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Sausage footlong baconator

The very rare occasion that a fat hog is crossing the road and you just so happen to be riding a motorcycle. You would have to yell “sausage footlong baconator” right before you complete strike and brutally murder the hog
Sausage footlong baconator
🐖💀
by Lukard_oh November 6, 2025
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