by Delbery March 23, 2019
Person 1: Hey! I just hog slapped the shit out of Mitchell last night!
Person 2: Oh Yeah, how'd you do that?
Person 1: I just made a huge ass snort and THEN I freaking slapped it, it was great!!!
Person 2: Oh Yeah, how'd you do that?
Person 1: I just made a huge ass snort and THEN I freaking slapped it, it was great!!!
by iughlokj April 16, 2018
When you have take a shit and have no toilet paper, you slap the water, and then slap your asshole to clean it.
by John Graves August 19, 2020
The side chick, the chick that means nothing. The one who ain't around for very long. The girl who always wants to be more but never can be.
"Nah dude we aren't dating she means nothing to me. She is just Slap peas, ya know? Cuz I am slappin' her peas ;/"
by iggysmalls123 April 15, 2018
When you grind on your bed and it hurts when the force of gravity gets strong and pulls you down hard, you get a boner.
Boy: Hey, I just bed slapped my bed and it hurts. I got a boner from it.
Girl: Why did you get the boner?
Boy: Uhhh that’s too much info. Cya!
Girl: Bye!
Girl: Why did you get the boner?
Boy: Uhhh that’s too much info. Cya!
Girl: Bye!
by Nana my Bananas March 29, 2018
A punch to the heart that doesn't have to hurt you physically but damn sure goes straight to the feels.
"Fuck you Kenny, you can't go studying abroad! You are the worst best friend ever"
*SMACK*
"That didn't even hurt"
"I don't care, it was a soul slap!"
*SMACK*
"That didn't even hurt"
"I don't care, it was a soul slap!"
by Boo2000 August 15, 2017
When you switch lanes because your lane is going slow but the new lane starts going even slower.
This can happen on the highway when you switch lanes, or at a store when you switch checkout lines.
Combination of b^*&( slapped and "switch."
This can happen on the highway when you switch lanes, or at a store when you switch checkout lines.
Combination of b^*&( slapped and "switch."
by Ae5Ea8 September 14, 2016