Taking out the trash 

When a woman sits in a garbage bin masturbating with a fish, knitting a sweater, while giving a guy a blowjob and listening to Mozart all at the same time. This is usually done when 2 people are really bored and need to spice up their life. Or if they just like knitting, blowjobs, fish and Mozart!

"Hey Kerri! I saw you taking out the trash today!"

"Hey Sexy? You wanna take out the trash?"

"Mommy, why are you always happy when you talk about taking out the trash?"

Taking out the trash by lvvrgrl June 16, 2009

taking the log to the beaver 

having vaginal sex.
vaginal fucking.
vaginal intercourse.
also refered to as loading the torpedo.

"lets take the log to the beaver tonight, johanne."

"he was taking the log to the beaver last night, im surprised i didnt gnaw it right off!"

taking the log to the beaver by asjghaergtywurtysryqer February 26, 2009

Taking Her to Swiss Chalet 

verb. When a man has sex with woman from behind, while she gives a blowjob to another man. The term is used as a verb often as a discreet way of announcing the sex act regardless of who may overhear.

Additionally, this term may garner hilarity on the part of anyone who isn't familiar with the term.

Joe (clearly audible to all): "Steve, the girl at the other end of the bar is up for us taking her to swiss chalet."

Overhearing Grandmother (for some reason in a bar): "Oh, you boys are so sweet. My husband would take me to Swiss Chalet every Sunday, before he passed."

Taking Her to Swiss Chalet by ZeroTheFool March 21, 2010

Taking a Donkey on the Wrexham Express 

To have sex on a train.

Jennifer and I were Taking a Donkey on the Wrexham Express on the way home from London last night when the ticket collector caught us! It was so embarrassing!

Taking a Donkey on the Wrexham Express by who_dares_wins August 1, 2011

taking a sheet 

The act of using a piece of Sheets Energy Strip. Comically sounds like Taking a Shit and makes the spokespeople sound like dumbasses. Especially Pitbull.

Billboard: "Taking a Sheet in the studio" -Pitbull
Person 1: "Did that annoying spanglish wannabe just say he is defecating in his place of musical recording?"
Person 2: "Nah bro he's taking energy strips."
Person 1: "Oh, well he's still a piece of shit."

Change the channel whenever a Pitbull related commercial comes on.

taking a sheet by EZ Ice October 2, 2011

Taking out the trash 

Often used in a political or business context.

Refers to the practice of making unfavourable/negative public announcements at times outside the typical media cycle or when people have a lower level of attention, often late in the evening or on a weekend.

This can also occur when a much bigger story or event is happening that can provide cover for the bad news.

The intent is to make the announcement public, but draw as little attention to it as possible.

Methods of taking out the trash include obscure media releases or social media posts to accounts with small numbers of followers.

An example of taking out the trash was a Russian Government announcement of a rise in the pension age. This came on the same night as the opening of the FIFA 2018 World Cup in Russia.

Taking out the trash by News Unlimited June 29, 2018

Semi Tasking 

Similar to multi tasking but not as dificult.
normally just hands doing seperate things such as shutting the fridge whilst opening the microwave.
can be used as a cover when doing something your not supposed to. eg. grabbing another beer and squeezing a girls ass. when she turns around you can claim it was you because you were getn another beer.

"i was eyeing up that girls ass before so i did some quick semi tasking as i got another drink and groped her up"

"bro semi task for me and put this on the barbie while u turn the steaks"

Semi Tasking by Adam Rossouw September 24, 2007