by northernjizz6669 December 14, 2021
by rassclot May 13, 2025
When you defecate in your hand and create a small crater in it an and then release semen via discharge out of a males genitalia into the small crater and reseal it with more discharge via defecation.
by 57intherunning August 14, 2023
When your so-called ex best friend comes to visit you and shits on your good sheets after eating gefilte fish and matzo ball soup.
Rachel: Jesus H. Christ, what the fuck? You stupid bitch, you just shit all over these sheets that I paid good money for, not even on clearance. You dumb fucking jew bag.
Ori: Surprise surprise. That’s what you get, it’s called a jew bag surprise, I have always been jealous of you and I couldn’t wait to drop a big log on your fucking sheets.
Ori: Surprise surprise. That’s what you get, it’s called a jew bag surprise, I have always been jealous of you and I couldn’t wait to drop a big log on your fucking sheets.
by Butter Mike January 23, 2024
When you're leaving a movie with your girl and she's wearing a miniskirt and out of nowhere you fist her vag and ass at the same time.
"Did you hear why Katie's having trouble walking? John gave her the double parking lot surprise after watching Mockingjay part 1!"
by patohoulahan March 24, 2015
by imafryingpan October 02, 2023
When you cum into your girlfriend's mouth and she doesn't swallow. Then she goes in for a kiss and spits it back into your mouth. The ultimate hate fuck.
by Gabracadabra October 14, 2018