Definitions by aboutmosquito97

Suitcase Surprise 

When you are too drunk to find the bathroom at your friend's house so you pee in your suitcase and when you wake up you get a suitcase surprise.

"Yo I woke up to a suitcase surprise..."
"How much did you drink last night?"

Suitcase Surprise by aboutmosquito97 December 30, 2018