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condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act 

An extremely annoying but relatively common theatrical routine performed by certain types of local hipster musicians that seems to come easily, requiring little rehearsal in advance. While all creative people are understandably prone to a certain degree of self-absorption, these individuals are forever engaged in obnoxious self-promotion campaigns, celebrating their musical endeavors in a manner designed to give the impression that they are infinitely more successful, talented, and adored than the everyday, basically unknown “artist.” Recurring themes include: stating that they could—but won’t—drop names (and then dropping them), backhandedly complimenting your own efforts (with a smirk), and offering to do everyone a favor by playing their latest “demo” at parties. As with all such routines, the ‘condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act’ is nothing more than a sad attempt at obscuring the truth (which is that they have cushy but unfulfilling day jobs), as well as an opportunity to wear those gay fedoras.
Dude #1: Are you going to Dan's tonight?

Dude #2: I’ll pass. I need a break from his condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act.

treat y'er self 

A derogatory statement aimed at one you are displeased with. Another way to say 'to give head', also a common ending to an arguement
treat y'er self by p-diddy17 January 26, 2006

fuck /self 

Originating from phrase "/self", an abbreviated/ephemistic/censored form of "fuck yourself".

Background: From the Internet, found on message boards, instant messages and chatrooms.

Definition: Vulgar expletive intended to insult offend; literally to copulate with oneself.
fuck /self by Hollerback Boy January 14, 2008

Racial Self-victimization

The dramatic portrayal of oneself as being disadvantaged by race, in the pursuit of others pity and sympathy.
People who go to great lengths to try to prove someone else is a racist is using racial self-victimization to be the victim of a bias or made up mental attack from their opponent.

Usually the weaker opponent.

Medusa’s full service lodging facility that is uniquely beautiful and stylish. (Is a self-contained commercial establishment.) 

“A frequently visited place.”
Have you been to Medusa’s full service lodging facility that is uniquely beautiful and stylish. (Is a self-contained commercial establishment.) yet? Hear that it's frequently visited.

intraocular self observation 

America's leading cause of sleep deprivation: When you're up at 3:00 A.M. still trying to fall asleep and your mind hits the phase of "Who am I? What do I mean? Why am I the way I am? How can I make myself better?" and you look at yourself from point of view if your mind's eye.

Recent hypotheses suggest that daily sessions of voluntary intraocular self observation could lead to a better world, with less crap from teenagers complaining about why they don't have the new iPhone, or that they don't have starbucks.
Hey, man, i'm so tired.. My brain decided to have an all night session of Intraocular Self Observation last night. It said "Nope, you're not sleeping, we're thinking about you tonight"