On the call, we asked Joe a question, but we couldn't hear his reply because he was self muterating.
by Cpt Jake Hammerkill July 13, 2015
Get the self muteratingmug. A term that originated from the 2018 game Among Us, in which it would describe a player reporting a dead body that they themselves had killed; its use has since been expanded to describe any action by a person that unnecessarily draws attention to something negative about themselves. It is similar to a Freudian slip, but it does not require the person to make an accidental error; their words or actions are typically deliberate, and the person may already be perfectly aware of the negative connotations of their conduct.
Original Use
Player 1: I found this body in the communications room.
Player 2: I checked the vitals monitor a few seconds ago and no one was dead, this kill must have just happened.
Player 3: Is this a self-report?
Current Use
Person A: I like when people post about funny things they do to get out of doing work at their jobs, it really makes everyone seem a bit more human.
Person B: Fair, although the self-report can often get a person fired if they post using their actual name, so I wouldn't recommend joining them anytime soon, okay?
Player 1: I found this body in the communications room.
Player 2: I checked the vitals monitor a few seconds ago and no one was dead, this kill must have just happened.
Player 3: Is this a self-report?
Current Use
Person A: I like when people post about funny things they do to get out of doing work at their jobs, it really makes everyone seem a bit more human.
Person B: Fair, although the self-report can often get a person fired if they post using their actual name, so I wouldn't recommend joining them anytime soon, okay?
by MidniteLRG June 27, 2024
Get the self-reportmug. Bob: Yeah I got a ton of stuff to do, gotta photoshop for a magazine. (Lie)
Ross: Sure you do, bet you're just self-bedazzling yourself.
Ross: Sure you do, bet you're just self-bedazzling yourself.
by DarkIBL May 31, 2016
Get the Self-Bedazzlingmug. The phrase was first coined by brand Sally Hansen, which was founded by a self-made woman (Sally Hansen) in 1946, to refer to self-made women taking beauty into their own hands, and was launched as an advertising campaign by the Sally Hansen brand in 2017. The concept is based on research that beauty is much more meaningful, fulfilling and empowering if you do it yourself.
by selfmadewoman September 27, 2017
Get the Self-Made Beautymug. A self (cock block) is when you are in a sexual situation but your nervousness prevents you from gaining an erection.
Todd: You hook up with that chick we met at that concert yet?
Kyle: I was gonna but I was self cock blocked cause she was (a score)
Kyle: I was gonna but I was self cock blocked cause she was (a score)
by Foreskingamer69 July 24, 2019
Get the Self cock blockmug. Self-enucleation Is When one mentally ill person wants to take out there eyes it’s a form of self mutation
by ScrewballChan March 12, 2021
Get the Self-enucleationmug. (me self roasting here)
Me: Ayo think me trying to code nasa level hacking system on a 4gb laptop
Audience: LOLL
Me: Ayo think me trying to code nasa level hacking system on a 4gb laptop
Audience: LOLL
by Nothingwastaken May 26, 2022
Get the self roastmug.