Man-self 

From a meme on deviantArt a man-self is the male version of a female.

Me: This is my man-self, Liam.
Liam: Sup?
Me: He is just like me, but a guy.

Man-self by JMcool13 September 19, 2009

note to self 

A verbal quip that typically precedes a statement the speaker might remember. Typically used humorously, often in a denigrating fashion.

Note to self, flog Bill with a loaf of bread for that pun.

note to self by ke6isf July 9, 2004

pulling up to self serve

To pleasure one's self. To be your own best friend. When a man enjoys his own company. roughing up the suspect

I was scarred for life when I walked in on my dad as he pulled up to self serve.

pulling up to self serve by BoneDaddy December 13, 2004

yeetus yeetus self deletus

roblox term meme

yeetus yeetus self deletus

yeetus yeetus self deletus by pussay destroyer 6969 May 6, 2019

condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act 

An extremely annoying but relatively common theatrical routine performed by certain types of local hipster musicians that seems to come easily, requiring little rehearsal in advance. While all creative people are understandably prone to a certain degree of self-absorption, these individuals are forever engaged in obnoxious self-promotion campaigns, celebrating their musical endeavors in a manner designed to give the impression that they are infinitely more successful, talented, and adored than the everyday, basically unknown “artist.” Recurring themes include: stating that they could—but won’t—drop names (and then dropping them), backhandedly complimenting your own efforts (with a smirk), and offering to do everyone a favor by playing their latest “demo” at parties. As with all such routines, the ‘condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act’ is nothing more than a sad attempt at obscuring the truth (which is that they have cushy but unfulfilling day jobs), as well as an opportunity to wear those gay fedoras.

Dude #1: Are you going to Dan's tonight?

Dude #2: I’ll pass. I need a break from his condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act.

condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act by Look at me! I'm a vegan! Yay! June 1, 2011

treat y'er self 

A derogatory statement aimed at one you are displeased with. Another way to say 'to give head', also a common ending to an arguement

Fuck you bitch!
Yeah, treat y'er self!

treat y'er self by p-diddy17 January 26, 2006

fuck /self 

Originating from phrase "/self", an abbreviated/ephemistic/censored form of "fuck yourself".

Background: From the Internet, found on message boards, instant messages and chatrooms.

Definition: Vulgar expletive intended to insult offend; literally to copulate with oneself.

Hey Garrison, why don't you go fuck /self?

fuck /self by Hollerback Boy January 14, 2008