the noodler 

one who causes people to noodle out of shear awesomeness he/she causes others to over do it in drinking or sexual endeavor etc.

dude shes a baddass dont drink all of that right now your not going to impress her ,shes a the Noodler!

the noodler by nero noodle May 12, 2014

Funeral Noodles

A term used to describe a situation in which you know you know something and can't find or show it to your friends.

A lost cause

Friend 1 "Hey what was that song with the scene kids on the bus?"
(two minutes of looking later)
Friend 2 "I have no idea man, that's funeral noodles."

Funeral Noodles by Figgywigguns May 5, 2014

Cooter Noodle 

A Cooter Noodle is a tampon string that is hanging out of a vagina.

Her skirt was so short that her "cooter noodle" was showing!

Cooter Noodle by Tlyles1175 October 30, 2014

poop noodle 

After anal the male peer shits out of his dick.

OMG! You just made me poop noodle!

poop noodle by #FORDSMACK May 12, 2015

distraction noodle 

A object or situational factor that serves as a distraction or diversion from someone or something else that is happening.

"I hate when I see a Cop car at night, at least during the day there is a bunch of distraction noodles so they don't see me".

distraction noodle by redmedicine August 23, 2015

foogy noodle 

basically this is the definition of life foogy is goat and noodle is fart the end

Come on Aidan, you know foogy noodle. the theory of foogling the noodle. foogy noodle this, foogy noodle that. you know, get it together.

foogy noodle by foogs August 22, 2016

shnoodle noodle 

Dick snot

Your such a shnoodle noodle

shnoodle noodle by Suffices July 26, 2016