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NATIONAL DAY NATHAN DAY

FEBRUARY 19!
A day made for the man who informs us of all national days!
EVERYONE GET READY FOR FEBRUARY 19, BECAUSE FEBRUARY 19TH IS NATIONAL DAY NATHAN DAY
by SURGETVHD January 16, 2022
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Pinball Nathan

Pinball Nathan was a wizard at the game. For over 10 years not a single person could come close to beating him. He was the utmost respected player to ever play the game. Born 06/22/80 in the Buckingham Palace, London, England. His father and mother were on a business trip to visit Queen Elizabeth II. She was fascinated with the game Nathan’s father had created. That game was, none the less, the greatest game ever made. Pinball. Most would believe Nathan’s legacy would end with that. That the fortune and fame of his fathers creation would be the downfall of his demise. Instead Nathan set out to be the best player to live. And throughout the years as-well as numerous PPA ( Professional Pinball Association ) tournament wins. Nathan, now known as Pinball Nathan is the best player to flap his fingers on a pinball machine that has ever lived. He retired ten years ago. But sometimes, in the small city he now lives in called Wilmington, NC, in the United States of America, you can still see him play. Destroying all of the Cape Fear Flippers Club.
“I wish I was as talented at pinball as Pinball Nathan is. “
by Johnny Two Toe June 28, 2022
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The Sneaky Nathan

The Sneaky Nathan is an extreme sex act often associated with the modern BDSM movement. It involves two Nathan's, one presented on a soft surface (such a a couch, bed or bed of grass) in a position of presentation, separating the buttocks. The other Nathan will then dive head first into the other Nathan's anus while simultaneously lighting a bong. Once lodged inside the colon, the smoke is then exhaled out of the anus.

The Sneaky Nathan.
"I totally gave him the Sneaky Nathan."
"The sneaky Nathan is handed down from father to son over generations."
"Kurt from the meat department is a pussy, I'd bet he wishes he could pull a Sneaky Nathan."
by NafesNathanson September 1, 2018
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Sir Nathan

When a Man takes his Pennis after getting a great blow job and touches each cheek of the partner that performed the Oral sex. It is supposed to resemble the knighting of someone for a great act. It’s origins come from the gay community first Oral sex knight happened to be a homosexual man named Nathan.
Example: For uncommon talent and persistently administering great oral sex I herby pronounce you “Sir Nathan” In a case a of a woman you would be Dame Pamela or by last name really like Dame Palmer.
by I knows alot October 21, 2011
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Modified Nathan

The act of slapping someone on the ass and then leaving the hand there and squeezing said ass.
I gave her the Modified Nathan in the park. She screamed in surprise.

Damn, Molly's got a firm ass. I found out last night when I gave her the Modified Nathan.
by 1527 April 11, 2005
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Pulling a Nathan

by Keeganator_1354 December 12, 2016
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Leftist Nathan

A person who pretends to have a hatred or irrational fear of left handed people.
Boy 1: I really hate her, I can't believe she's left handed!
Boy 2: Eugh, you're lying, you're such a Leftist Nathan!
by ninjachicken.2 January 29, 2012
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